October 16, 2015

I... it... ugh...


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  1. And the award for 2015 in the category of "Having zero self awareness" goes to...

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  2. Maybe she was being extremely meta.

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  3. God, what a hipst--oh my god, I just got it! AUGH!

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  4. WAIT! Not only is this aggravating, it's more than that. She's doubly oblivious, so a hipster to the power of hipster. She also claims to have been "calling people hipsters before anybody else." If that's TRUE, then she would be the originator.

    What Dracula is to vampires, she is to hipsters. She's their queen, their squared hipster.

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  5. If she died, the other hipsters might turn back into normal people. Of if we got a sample of her blood, we could make antibodies to hipsterism.

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  6. Hipster singularity.

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  7. what the hell is a "hipster"?

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    1. A type of underwear, but that's not important right now.

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  8. I was a hipster before it was cool.

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