June 8, 2015

Regarding a revelation in the newest STAR WARS comic...


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  1. If your hottest friend had a wife... What's he really trying to say here?

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    1. I think he's trying to say he wants to make out with Harrison Ford.

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  2. So does that make him...HAN DUO?

    8D

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  3. OK, I realize I'm going to reveal myself not to be a "real" Star Wars fan, but I always assumed Han would end up with Leia. What am I missing?

    Oh, and just to add some spice to the proceedings: Star Trek is better than Star Wars.

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    1. It gets even better. In the Expanded Universe that existed before Disney bought the franchise and made all that non-canon, Han had been married to Leia since pretty much when the EU first started in what I believe was the 1980s. So technically this dude's a few decades behind.

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    2. i always assumed han would end up hitched to leia, but leia would continue to make out with luke on a semi-regular basis 'cause they'd have an open marriage "go ahead and french kiss your brother some more swear i won't get jealous" kind of deal.

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  4. I always resented when Joe Quesada said fans couldn't identify with a married Spider-Man. At the time the entire "One More Day" storyline was going on, I was planning my own nuptials.

    But then I see chuckleheads like this, and I think maybe "Joephisto" was right.

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    1. Joe Q also said numerous times that "death means death". Quesada had this grand idea that no character who died would come back from the grave under his reign as Editor-In-Chief. Anyone want to take a guess at how long that policy lasted?

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  5. I think this poor dude just had his yaoi slash-fic head-canon OTP torn asunder.

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  6. Dude, it's like your coolest, hottest friend was married to LEIA. Like, that slave-bikini chick.

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