I've never actually wanted to punch one of these people, but "dinosaurs are stupid" is an unforgivable statement.
It's a fact. If they were smart they would have sent dino-Billy Bob Thorton up to stop that asteroid before it wiped them out
Stolen from Tim Siedell on Twitter:"If dinosaurs were so dumb explain to me how they had the foresight to die off before the Kardashians had a TV show."
But nooo... they had to go and send dino-Matthew McConaughey with a carton of eggs which he of course traded first chance for Flintstone Cadillac.
Whoa buddy, don't strain yourself. Lets slow down and go back to #1. Now repeat yourself, slowly, just in case you maybe said something that isn't crazypants.
Who doesn't like Dinosaurs? It's...it's just unnatural!
Anyone who doesn't like Dinosaurs must have had a terrible childhood.
He forgot the most pertinent reason: Movies that attempt to revive dormant franchises suck, with only rare exceptions. This year's exception to the rule has already been provided by Mad Max.
Ironically, Mad Max: Fury Road provides us the reason Hollywood does this:"WE LIVE! WE DIE! WE LIVE AGAIN!"
Dinosaurs aren't stupid. But the crude, made-up, lizard-man monsters in Jurassic World? Mmmmmcould be.