Stolen from Tim Siedell on Twitter: "If dinosaurs were so dumb explain to me how they had the foresight to die off before the Kardashians had a TV show."
Whoa buddy, don't strain yourself. Lets slow down and go back to #1. Now repeat yourself, slowly, just in case you maybe said something that isn't crazypants.
He forgot the most pertinent reason: Movies that attempt to revive dormant franchises suck, with only rare exceptions. This year's exception to the rule has already been provided by Mad Max.
I've never actually wanted to punch one of these people, but "dinosaurs are stupid" is an unforgivable statement.
ReplyDeleteIt's a fact. If they were smart they would have sent dino-Billy Bob Thorton up to stop that asteroid before it wiped them out
DeleteStolen from Tim Siedell on Twitter:
Delete"If dinosaurs were so dumb explain to me how they had the foresight to die off before the Kardashians had a TV show."
But nooo... they had to go and send dino-Matthew McConaughey with a carton of eggs which he of course traded first chance for Flintstone Cadillac.
ReplyDeleteWhoa buddy, don't strain yourself. Lets slow down and go back to #1. Now repeat yourself, slowly, just in case you maybe said something that isn't crazypants.
ReplyDeleteWho doesn't like Dinosaurs? It's...it's just unnatural!
ReplyDeleteAnyone who doesn't like Dinosaurs must have had a terrible childhood.
DeleteHe forgot the most pertinent reason: Movies that attempt to revive dormant franchises suck, with only rare exceptions. This year's exception to the rule has already been provided by Mad Max.
ReplyDeleteIronically, Mad Max: Fury Road provides us the reason Hollywood does this:
Delete"WE LIVE! WE DIE! WE LIVE AGAIN!"
Keep dreaming.
DeleteDinosaurs aren't stupid. But the crude, made-up, lizard-man monsters in Jurassic World? Mmmmmcould be.
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