June 10, 2015

Millions of reasons...


11 comments:

  1. I've never actually wanted to punch one of these people, but "dinosaurs are stupid" is an unforgivable statement.

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    1. It's a fact. If they were smart they would have sent dino-Billy Bob Thorton up to stop that asteroid before it wiped them out

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    2. Stolen from Tim Siedell on Twitter:
      "If dinosaurs were so dumb explain to me how they had the foresight to die off before the Kardashians had a TV show."

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  2. But nooo... they had to go and send dino-Matthew McConaughey with a carton of eggs which he of course traded first chance for Flintstone Cadillac.

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  3. Whoa buddy, don't strain yourself. Lets slow down and go back to #1. Now repeat yourself, slowly, just in case you maybe said something that isn't crazypants.

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  4. Who doesn't like Dinosaurs? It's...it's just unnatural!

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    1. Anyone who doesn't like Dinosaurs must have had a terrible childhood.

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  5. He forgot the most pertinent reason: Movies that attempt to revive dormant franchises suck, with only rare exceptions. This year's exception to the rule has already been provided by Mad Max.

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    1. Ironically, Mad Max: Fury Road provides us the reason Hollywood does this:

      "WE LIVE! WE DIE! WE LIVE AGAIN!"

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    2. Keep dreaming.

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  6. Dinosaurs aren't stupid. But the crude, made-up, lizard-man monsters in Jurassic World? Mmmmmcould be.

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