August 27, 2014

Oh the perils of modern courtship (while discussing his girlfriend)...


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  1. Plus they don't have that annoying third dimension...

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  2. This blog could be called "If you've every said this...you might have Aspergers." It helps if you say it with a Jeff Foxworthy accent.

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  3. Well, obviously she's crazy, she's dating you isn't she?

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  4. Well, he's right, ya know.

    They're not bad; they're just drawn that way.

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  5. Honestly, if she asked him whether she was hotter than those three, she had it coming. I'm not hotter than Thor (not even the actor who plays Thor) so if I ask my girlfriend and get an honest answer... Whose fault is it?

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    1. It sounds like his evaluation might not have been solicited.

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    2. I bet it was. I've seen this before, and not just fiction characters, also actresses and models. People are like that...

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    3. No, some women are like that. Most people aren't so petty.

      Devil's advocate time: It sounds to me that his girlfriend asked one of those leading questions for which there is no right answer. It's no different from the classic: "Do I look fat?" If he says one thing she will be angry for not receiving a compliment, but if he says the other she will be angry because she knows he's lying.

      It's a bitch move, but a lot of women do it. This guy would be better off dumping his girlfriend and finding one who doesn't.

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  6. This guy obviously has no experience with relationships.
    You don't "state facts" to your girlfriend, you give her compliments.

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    1. Pay. You 'Pay' her compliments. Women like to get paid.

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  7. And, sir, how do YOU look in a spandex jumpsuit?

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  8. About as good as he looks in a shiny steel breast plate and red with gold-starred panties

    no that would be a sight to pay money for (sarcasm alert)

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  10. And that is the point where I turn to my girlfriend and say, with a delivery that is hard to describe but mixes self-deprecating sarcasm with utter sincerity, say "Looove youuuu..."

    ..I'm gonna assume she at least asked the question first, though probably in response to him saying "She's so hot" re: Batgirl.

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