June 30, 2014

While missing the point of the whole "superhero" thing...


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  1. deserves a "it's kinda true" tag.

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    1. "I'm the goddamn batman" doesn't qualify as "no reason".

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  2. This guy wouldn't last one day as Batman. Without his parents around, who's going to buy his Cheetos and Mountain Dew?

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    1. Alfred always keeps a superfluous amount of Cheetos and Mountain Dew stocked in the kitchen.

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    2. His parents still. Batman has a pretty substantial inheritance.

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  3. I think wanting to kick the shit ottah' anyone you want, for like no reason is called, "A desperate sociopathic need to be a Super Villain.". As opposed to wanting to be a Super Hero. Batman kicks the shit ottah' anyone he wants, for like no reason? Funny, I swear that I heard someplace that Bruce Wayne's parents were murdered by the Joker. Hmmm, must have been my imagination.

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