March 28, 2014

Regarding the new NINJA TURTLES movie...


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  1. Good point.

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  2. This guy noes of what he speaks.

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  3. But without noses, how could they smell the glorious smoke of two and a half straight hours of explosions? It's not like there's ever going to be any actual dialogue, plot, or characterization to break it up.

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    1. Pretty much confirmed now that Megan Fox is set as April. I'm convinced Michael Bay's on a secret mission to bludgeon everyone's Eighties cartoon memories to death with her breasts in slow motion. I'm stuck as to his motivation, though. Maybe he had a shameful wet dream about Captain Planet once and this is all backlash or something.

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  4. The sense of smell comes from olfactory cells, not the nose. The nose is merely a conduit. Therefore, one can have a nose to breathe, but not necessarily a sense of smell.

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    1. Or in your case --- a sense of humor.

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    2. Sorry, Anonymous @ 10:38. I thought he was asking a legitimate question, which I thought I had a legitimate answer for. Didn't know that being factual means I don't have a sense of humor. I stand corrected.

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    3. ...You felt like answering the question of a drawing?

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  5. without a nose how will they know when the pizza's done????

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  6. They grew up there. They probably don't even notice it. It's their normal.

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  7. Did he mention Splinter's design ?

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  8. Those humanoid sewer-mutant turtles don't have noses.
    How do they smell?
    Terrible!

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