What's she got against dwarves?
She's got nothing against dwarves, she means it in "Everything I knew was a lie" kind of way.
That's...that's so poetic, that I can hardly stand it.
Yes, when encountering an ignorant douchebag on the Internet, you should just walk away, ignore, or even encourage them. This will certainly teach him/her a lesson!
Everyone, I think we've just found this girl's boyfriend.
Funnily enough, by trying to start an argument you're being a hypocrite, and, by trying to gather a mob around you, a coward as well.
Truth and hypocrisy for all. It is free after all.
What about civil minded debates?I get into those...
Ah, those are okay since it doesn't involve name calling and isn't trying to get people riled up for the sake of it. Unfortunately, those are pretty rare on the internet.
if you have some irrational hatred of dwarves or fear of a dwarf three-way, then i guess the lesson here is "don't date a guy who wears a trenchcoat." minimizes the probability that he is two dwarves.
Or, it could be TWO dwarves who usually pick fights with strangers online.
Oh geez. I have to send this to an ex I am still friends with... somehow.. despite my online two dwarven personality.