February 7, 2014

While voicing her demand for an ANGRY BIRDS movie...


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  1. Correction: Angry Birds is the Tetris of their generation.

    Only odds are good that in twenty years, people will actually still be playing Tetris.

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    1. Further correction: Angry Birds is the Bejeweled of their generation.

      Odds are in twenty years homo sapiens sapiens will be extinct or near-extinct, and the wasteland scavengers will have no time to play video games.

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    2. Well, that escalated quickly.

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  2. If she was British she'd really be an Angry Bird.


    ba-dum-tssh!

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  3. Kinda like how nobody remembers Maroon 5.

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    1. Thank god.

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    2. I'm not even a Maroon 5 fan, but even I know they had a huge album like a year ago, since I own a radio and no CD player in my car.

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    3. MAROON 5 ARE THE BEATLES OF MY GENERATION!!!!

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  4. That's actually not a bad idea. An Angry Birds movie. Michael Bay can write and direct it.

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    1. You mean direct it. Who needs a script?

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    2. I'm guessing you've already seen the Rooster Teeth trailer then?

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  5. Wooooow. As someone who spends a lot of time in the Lego fan community.. I don't even know where to start with how horrible wrong this chick is on various levels.

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  6. I hope someone told her that they are, in fact, making an Angry Birds movie.

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  7. I'll have to admit, there is a lot of potential with an Angry Birds movie.


    ... for royally f***ing up!

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  8. What's the difference between "crazy people" and "crazies"? :-)

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  9. I'm utterly baffled as to why such a thing as a Lego movie exists, but it looks kinda fun and I'd much rather watch it than an Angry Birds movie.

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    1. The Lego Movie exists because Lego was making a ton of money off of Lego sets based on movies. They made even more money off of video games based on the Legos based on movies. They will make even more money off of the Lego sets and games based on the Lego Movie because they won't have to deal with licensing fees.

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  10. This one needs the "ay yi yi" and the :shut up you idiot" tags...

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  11. This was your worst customer ever, I must say.

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  12. I was about to protest against the comparison with star wars, and then I remembered the prequels.

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  13. "Kids these days"? How old was she? With a mouth like that, I would hope she wasn't still a kid!

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  14. "Some stupid fuckin' baby toy that nobody even remembers"? I'm gonna say Lego is a hell of a lot more intellectually stimulating than Angry Birds. It's also still in production.

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  15. We really should start just throwing kids in giant pits like the Spartans... but just all kids. Damn kids all over my lawn..

    Though thankfully some cousins' younger kids are into Lego. This girl must just lack a soul and brain.

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  16. DAMMIT HOLLYWOOD STOP LISTENING TO THESE PEOPLE.

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