July 3, 2013

To her friend...


11 comments:

  1. I like to pretend the Nigerian Prince really does need to funnel large amounts of money out of his own country. That way when I don't respond to the email, there's some real drama instead of eye-rolling.

    How is he going to get that money out of Nigeria now that I'm not helping? Will anyone come to his aid? What happens to the money if it stays in his own country?

    I love a good mystery.

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    1. If the money stayed in his own country it would probably be pillaged by warlords or he would be swindled out of it by gypsies.

      If the money moved to the United States, it would be pillaged by the government in the form of taxes.

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  2. I do the same thing with my blog...
    Poor girl.

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    1. Please accept this internet, for you have won it today.

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    2. She got her head shaved by a jumbo jet!

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  4. If I get a really weird spam, I pretend it’s a letter of comment on my zine and put it in the letter column.

    Hey! A “Blur” shirt!

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  5. Please, I'm so unpopular I don't even get spam bots.

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    1. Maybe you're more popular than you think but the spambots are all following the wrong anonymous.

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  6. She is Hawt! Give her my phone number next time she's in store Mr. Tim.
    1-702-824-9474

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  7. And yet, whenever I say Twitter should be burnt to the ground, people look at me like I'm the crazy one.

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