Awesome-est supervillain origin story ever.Isn't that basically how Darth Vader got started?
Ladies, he's single.
If he did all his chores and ate all his vegetables and his mom still only gave him half his allowance, then she is a cheap bitch.
Hey, man, vegetables are their OWN reward!I mean, except beets.
Oh the humanity of the First World! I fear this poor boy-man-boy, thing, may have to sell... his Batman 52 #1... or his MAGIC GATHERING cards or, god forbid... his courgette stuffed methrill codpiece in World of Warcraft on eBay! WHY GOD WHY!?!!?Update: Ever since he heard Sabrina the Teenage Witch may be attending he's been searching the deep web for Colombians that can pay him for a kidney.
I'm going to Comic Con. I'll look out for this winner. He makes my nethers tingle.
I sincerely hope you threw him out of your store and told him never to come back.
Just to keep the economy in balance, I'm going to give myself double my usual GenCon allowance. (I already spent my ComicCon allowance).
The ressession has hit everyone hard, even moms of 30 year olds who live in their parents' garage apartment.
Wait, I'm missing something. Is there an adult in this cartoon somewhere?
Yes, that is the life when u r a full grown man who complains about not getting allowance.Meeleeart.com