She must lead an *extremely* boring life. Also, I don't see how this happened to *her*. specifically, unless she was slated to star in the movie (probably as April)and then found out later who the director was.
This IS actually the most rationnal (and therefore probable) explanation. I feel a bit embarrassed for all the commenters who assumed otherwise. That poor actress would probably be shocked to learn that people suspected her of being upset just for this movie's existence.
Being thought capable of this is certainly the worst thing that could ever happen to her. If she hears that, she'll cry for like a week.
She leads a charmed life if that’s her worst experience. That said, Michael Bay probably is the worst thing to happen to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
I can somewhat relate to her. I couldn't care less about those Turtles, but the continued success of Bay and Emmerich makes me want to weep for the death of American culture.
Me too, customer. Me too...
ReplyDeleteDon't get me wrong. I'm no Michael Bay fan, but it can't be any worse than TMNT3.
ReplyDeleteSure it could. It could be TMNT3 with Venus De Milo added in digitally.
DeleteIt's genius! I'll give you ten million to produce it.
DeleteWhite people problems.
ReplyDeleteINTERNET people problems.
DeleteJust...don't watch it.
ReplyDeleteThe problem with that is everyone else is. And it will make talking about the Turtles more difficult without Normies derailing it.
DeleteDERP. You say that as if right now talking about the Ninja Turtles won't get you the dork stare from people.
Delete"Normies?"
DeleteWith talk like that, the next strip could be about you, filed under "Crazies" or "Jerks."
That's the worst thing that happened to you? Not having...KNIVES FOR FINGERS!
ReplyDeleteEdwarda Knife Hands, directed by Micheal Boom... I mean Bay.
DeleteKnowing that there is someone out there so bothered by this, totally makes a Bay Turtles movie worth it.
ReplyDeleteLady Deathstrike has strong opinions about the Ninja Turtles. Thats kinda weird, right?
ReplyDeleteHey, at long as April O'Neil wears her jumpsuit in this one...
ReplyDeleteBut April is an infinitely better character whens her occupation is working in a Lab. Not some damsel in distress reporter. =[
DeleteAnd when she's not being played by Megan Fox.
DeleteShe should meet the "You don't have enough Real Problems to worry about" guy from a couple months back.
ReplyDeleteShe must lead an *extremely* boring life.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I don't see how this happened to *her*. specifically, unless she was slated to star in the movie (probably as April)and then found out later who the director was.
This IS actually the most rationnal (and therefore probable) explanation. I feel a bit embarrassed for all the commenters who assumed otherwise. That poor actress would probably be shocked to learn that people suspected her of being upset just for this movie's existence.
DeleteBeing thought capable of this is certainly the worst thing that could ever happen to her. If she hears that, she'll cry for like a week.
She leads a charmed life if that’s her worst experience. That said, Michael Bay probably is the worst thing to happen to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
ReplyDeleteme too.I like your blog,haha
ReplyDelete...is this even to the level of first world problems?
ReplyDeleteWait why is she holding up four fingers if it's a week a week has seven days wait what.
ReplyDeleteScouts honor
DeleteI can somewhat relate to her. I couldn't care less about those Turtles, but the continued success of Bay and Emmerich makes me want to weep for the death of American culture.
ReplyDeleteWait, isn't Mr. Tim's store in BOSTON...?
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