Maybe it's just that no one wants to admit they're the 'Jimmy Olsen' of a certain friendship...
He looks more like a Bibbo to me.
You're the iconic but kind of boring friend who's not nearly as popular as the brooding guy in black?
I bet that dude watches anime.
Pretending that your peanut allergy is the same as Superman and Kryptonite doesn't actually make you Superman
Where's the "it's true" tag?
There's a Super Friends joke around here somewhere.
Just ask the few ladies unfortunate enough to bed him. He's faster than a speeding bullet.
I'd bet this guy's more like the Danny Chase of his group.
"Actually, you're more like General Zod.."
Well, he is definitely pulling off some first-class Superdickery here.
So... he was adopted?