March 7, 2013

And the gloves come off...


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    1. Haha! My exact reaction.

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  2. Well that escalated quickly!

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  3. I vote this the best post on the internet!

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  4. Well, at least not buying all 50 state flag JLA covers gave me the money for my divorce lawyer!

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    1. I think it was 52. They offered one for Puerto Rico and one for Washington, D.C.

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    2. Bringing the total number to 52, because OF COURSE it's 52.

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  5. Damn the Grammar Nazi in me, but it's "marriage".

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    1. Which... is exactly how it is spelled.

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  6. Maybe he believes his marriage is beyond repair but he can still save one fool from liking GL.

    I have nothing against GL, I'm just sayin'... it's apples and oranges.

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  7. Fuck! I can't imagine the conversation continues beyond that.

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  8. A rare case of a customer calling out someone on their priorities... Or being a snappy douche, either of those.

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  9. Oh, you can NEVER be wrong for liking Green Lanterns!

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  10. And the funniest part is, he was saying this to his wife...

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  11. And his friend replied: "Hey, I would- but that bitch likes Green Lantern too!!!"

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  12. This is probably the truest "It's true" post ever.

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  13. This guy for president.

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  14. Holy shitballs! That dude just went with the nuclear option.

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  15. "Burn", indeed! Another wonderful tag, and SO apt in this instance. Good one, Mr. Tim! Thank you.

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  16. And the whole store goes silent and everyone pretends they didn't hear a thing all while trying to listen in on the rest.

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    1. Yes! That is *exactly* what would have happened!
      I know this because once at my shop I answered the phone, and apparently hearing just *my* side of the conversation was quite bizarre, because at one point I glanced up and realized that everyone in the entire shop had stopped reading comics or having conversations or anything else they were doing, and were instead all staring at me waiting to hear whatever I said next.
      I felt like Merrill Lynch.

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  17. Damn, that's cold.

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