February 1, 2013

While discussing the WALKING DEAD...


21 comments:

  1. My god, it's brilliant.

    ReplyDelete
  2. "Well, we killed about a hundred zombies today, how many are left?"

    "By my calculations, roughly three to five billion."

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. "Should be doable till Friday."

      "Alright!"

      Freeze frame of the protagonists high-fiving each other.

      Delete
  3. nerd fail. didn´t Kirkman actually let Grimes or Glen or so say that they just wait for all the zombies to die as it would take too long without any visible effect?

    ReplyDelete
  4. And just how would you kill ALL the zombies? Is there enough gasoline and man power to do that during a zombie apocalypse? And what about the people convinced there may be a cure? Someone somewhere will have a zombie in a basement for some dumb ass reason, and then the cycle starts again.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Take a select group of about a dozen or so people who have been confirmed to be clean out to the moon. Burn the entire planet down from out in space using whichever methods you prefer. Descend back onto the charred and possibly radioctive husk of the planet and begin to repopulate.

      Just not sure how you'd ensure that enough plantlife survives to maintain a breathable atmosphere.

      Delete
    2. I say we nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

      Delete
  5. This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Thanks, now I'll never be able to enjoy another zombie apocalypse now that I know the secret.

    ReplyDelete
  7. It's true.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Who will mow the grass? Ever noticed how well kept the grounds are? The zombies may want to eat your brains, but at least they are good at groundskeeping.

    ReplyDelete
  9. I've never even seen a real zombie.

    ReplyDelete
  10. A simple solution, elegant in it's...simplicity.

    ReplyDelete
  11. what a loney world it would be without Zombies. =(

    ReplyDelete
  12. This guy for Secretary of Defense! "All we have to do is kill ALL the terrorists. How do you not get that?"

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. *starts clapping, "Citizen Kane" style*

      Delete
  13. But what if the zombies come back as ghosts?

    ReplyDelete
  14. How do you kill that which has no life?

    ReplyDelete
  15. I think you have to first kill the batman before you can kill all the zombies.

    ReplyDelete
  16. Not half as stupid as this little retard, apparently. Bub, you seem to be under the delusion that the zombies are just limp, walking corpses that you can just stab and/or knock to the ground.

    Newsflash: If "The Walking Dead" and any other major zombie survival media franchise are anything to go by, THEY'RE NOT.

    They're base, primitive, perpetually hungry, mindless, cannibalistic predators-- if you attack them, they are entirely capable of counterattacking if necessary, as long as they manage to bring you down and devour you. So, yeah, good luck with your "master plan", Cap'n Dumbass! :3>

    ReplyDelete

.

.