Well, he does say that he broke it PLAYING with a plastic light saber. I like to think he was trying to recreate some of Yoda's moves from Revenge of the Sith and the backflip was a little too much for him.
If he broke his ankle by hitting it with the toy light saber then it makes sense that he wouldn't want real ones. Otherwise he would have severed his foot.
And thus a race of loathsome man-children was born, towering infants who cowered at the sight of sharp-edged scissors, who experienced a lifelong fascination with mammaries but who could never properly verbalize their postpubescent lusts and so remained forever frustrated with the primal urges deep in their minds.
That's...actually kinda true.
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts exactly.
DeleteI broke my wrist driving a toy car so it's for the best they don't sell real cars.
DeleteOh wait.
Flawed logic is flawed.
6:22: sense-of-humour bypass?
DeleteBut dude! They HAVE to. It's in The Constitution...
ReplyDeleteY R U DENYIN MAH 2ND MENDMINT RATS?
ReplyDeleteIf lightsabers are outlawed, only outlaws will have lightsabers.
ReplyDeleteVery true. . . .
ReplyDeleteThat's similar logic to why I don't own any real swords.
ReplyDeleteThis needs the biggest "it's true" tag that this site has ever had.
ReplyDeleteI take it, then, that he broke his ankle WITH a plastic light sabre?
ReplyDeleteI broke my toe playing 'kick the can' so steel cans should not be made?
yeah yeah, I know, pendantic.
Well, he does say that he broke it PLAYING with a plastic light saber. I like to think he was trying to recreate some of Yoda's moves from Revenge of the Sith and the backflip was a little too much for him.
DeleteIf he broke his ankle by hitting it with the toy light saber then it makes sense that he wouldn't want real ones. Otherwise he would have severed his foot.
DeleteAnd thus a race of loathsome man-children was born, towering infants who cowered at the sight of sharp-edged scissors, who experienced a lifelong fascination with mammaries but who could never properly verbalize their postpubescent lusts and so remained forever frustrated with the primal urges deep in their minds.
DeleteGod damn it, that comment was not meant to be a reply.
DeleteFuck this pussy.
ReplyDeleteI want my lightsaber.