That's...actually kinda true.
My thoughts exactly.
I broke my wrist driving a toy car so it's for the best they don't sell real cars.Oh wait.Flawed logic is flawed.
6:22: sense-of-humour bypass?
But dude! They HAVE to. It's in The Constitution...
Y R U DENYIN MAH 2ND MENDMINT RATS?
If lightsabers are outlawed, only outlaws will have lightsabers.
Very true. . . .
That's similar logic to why I don't own any real swords.
This needs the biggest "it's true" tag that this site has ever had.
I take it, then, that he broke his ankle WITH a plastic light sabre? I broke my toe playing 'kick the can' so steel cans should not be made?yeah yeah, I know, pendantic.
Well, he does say that he broke it PLAYING with a plastic light saber. I like to think he was trying to recreate some of Yoda's moves from Revenge of the Sith and the backflip was a little too much for him.
If he broke his ankle by hitting it with the toy light saber then it makes sense that he wouldn't want real ones. Otherwise he would have severed his foot.
And thus a race of loathsome man-children was born, towering infants who cowered at the sight of sharp-edged scissors, who experienced a lifelong fascination with mammaries but who could never properly verbalize their postpubescent lusts and so remained forever frustrated with the primal urges deep in their minds.
God damn it, that comment was not meant to be a reply.
Fuck this pussy.I want my lightsaber.