February 26, 2013

To his friend...


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  1. That's...actually kinda true.

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    1. My thoughts exactly.

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    2. I broke my wrist driving a toy car so it's for the best they don't sell real cars.

      Oh wait.

      Flawed logic is flawed.

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    3. 6:22: sense-of-humour bypass?

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  2. But dude! They HAVE to. It's in The Constitution...

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  3. Y R U DENYIN MAH 2ND MENDMINT RATS?

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  4. If lightsabers are outlawed, only outlaws will have lightsabers.

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  5. That's similar logic to why I don't own any real swords.

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  6. This needs the biggest "it's true" tag that this site has ever had.

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  7. I take it, then, that he broke his ankle WITH a plastic light sabre?

    I broke my toe playing 'kick the can' so steel cans should not be made?

    yeah yeah, I know, pendantic.

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    1. Well, he does say that he broke it PLAYING with a plastic light saber. I like to think he was trying to recreate some of Yoda's moves from Revenge of the Sith and the backflip was a little too much for him.

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    2. If he broke his ankle by hitting it with the toy light saber then it makes sense that he wouldn't want real ones. Otherwise he would have severed his foot.

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    3. And thus a race of loathsome man-children was born, towering infants who cowered at the sight of sharp-edged scissors, who experienced a lifelong fascination with mammaries but who could never properly verbalize their postpubescent lusts and so remained forever frustrated with the primal urges deep in their minds.

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    4. God damn it, that comment was not meant to be a reply.

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  8. Fuck this pussy.

    I want my lightsaber.

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