It's The Amazing Constant-Disappointment-to-His-Parents-Man! SEE! -Him hang out with his friends (who all have equally bad haircuts) at The Mall all day long... WATCH! -As he refuses to get his own place or a job... OBSERVE! -Him saying stupid shit in a Comic-Shoppe... The Amazing Constant-Disappointment-to-His-Parents-Man!!! -COMING SOON to a Newsstand near you!
So what are you waiting for? Standing around wishing that someone else would make your dreams come true for you isn't cooler than what Spider-man would do.
I'm by no means an expert on Spider-man, but I know that he's done the following:
-Been bitten by a radioactive spider and gotten super powers -Fought a clone of himself -Literally made a deal with the devil -Had his body stolen by his arch-nemesis
Yeah, Peter Parker's life is pretty fuckin' dull when you think about it.
He could be right. WE don't know.
ReplyDeleteStupid Man, Stupid man. Reads books just like anyone else can.
ReplyDeleteheh heh heh....good one.
DeleteYeah. You really DON'T though.
ReplyDeleteHell, there COULD be an interesting story behind that haircut.
ReplyDeleteYou never know, it could be true ....no evidence to the contrary.
ReplyDeleteHe does not look like the kind of guy who would have his body stolen by Doc Ock. Stilt-man or the Ringer, maybe.....
ReplyDeleteI'm sure someone has made this point before, but I wonder how many of these people are joking?
ReplyDeleteHe must be right. Mr. Tim just did a comic about him, after all.
ReplyDeleteThe joke's on you guys. He's actually Batman in disguise.
ReplyDeleteTravis Bickle haircut! Travis Bickle haircut!
ReplyDeleteIn fairness, making a sandwich is cooler than One More Day.
ReplyDeleteWell here it is, it a comic about him.
ReplyDeleteIt's The Amazing Constant-Disappointment-to-His-Parents-Man!
ReplyDeleteSEE! -Him hang out with his friends (who all have equally bad haircuts) at The Mall all day long...
WATCH! -As he refuses to get his own place or a job...
OBSERVE! -Him saying stupid shit in a Comic-Shoppe...
The Amazing Constant-Disappointment-to-His-Parents-Man!!! -COMING SOON to a Newsstand near you!
Now we know why you are called the King of Thessaly!
DeleteYou rule!
(did i get that right? it's been awhile since you've spelled out your name, so i'm doing it from memory.)
You mean he's NOT the King of Town?!
DeleteAnonymous01- That IS correct! ...and the fact that I've ever even been remembered anywhere, EVER; warms my cold-cynical-nerd-heart!
DeleteAnonymous02- I also resemble The King of Town- both in stature AND appetite. ~Woo di dhoo hoo!
He just got his wish. Someone DID make a comic about him.
ReplyDeleteSo what are you waiting for? Standing around wishing that someone else would make your dreams come true for you isn't cooler than what Spider-man would do.
ReplyDeleteI'm by no means an expert on Spider-man, but I know that he's done the following:
ReplyDelete-Been bitten by a radioactive spider and gotten super powers
-Fought a clone of himself
-Literally made a deal with the devil
-Had his body stolen by his arch-nemesis
Yeah, Peter Parker's life is pretty fuckin' dull when you think about it.
That dude looks like Raven C.S McCracken.
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