July 1, 2012

On his way out of the store...

Now that IS too bad.

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  1. Gosh, what a charming individual!

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  2. I ask myself what could he have been looking for and the only thing that comes to mind is Glamourpuss.

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  3. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out, punk...

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  4. Well... That'll show you.

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  5. To me, stupid is someone who can't get through a sentence without using the word 'like'.

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  6. Translation: "Man, I couldn't shoplift anything because you're, like, watching me and it sucks maaaan! Don't tread on me and sh*t!"

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  7. What he really means is "there aren't any good porno comics, what gives?"

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  8. Damn. Every time I open my heart......

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  9. HOW DARE YOU SIR! WHY ONLY THIS VERY MORNING I SOLD A VERY RARE & SOUGHT AFTER ISSUE OF THE FINEST QUALITY COMIC YOU COULD IMAGINE. http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1073/799292340_d72f584994.jpg

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  10. Yeah, but I think he uses that line at every store he goes to.
    On his way out of a grocery store:
    "Too bad you don't have any food that aren't like, fuckin' stupid or I would have maybe bought something"
    On his way out of a coffee shop:
    "Too bad you don't have any coffee flavors that aren't like, fuckin' stupid or I would have maybe bought something"
    On his way out of a lingerie store:
    "Too bad you don't have any bras that aren't like, fuckin' stupid or I would have maybe bought something"

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  11. Tucker Stone's son.

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  12. He has the same shirt as Shaggy from Scooby Doo!

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