June 20, 2012

While discussing the AMAZING SPIDER-MAN movie...


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  1. I'm guessing he's not a fan of the James Bond movies.

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  3. Not confusing, just shitty.

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  4. It doesn't matter that he doesn't look like TOBY, it MATTERS that he doesn't look like PETER. DUH.

    I always imagined Peter Parker looking more like that kid from Kick-Ass anyway.

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    1. Everything should be more Kick-Ass, huh, Brad?

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  5. @Shawn: That new James Bond looks nothing like Pierce Brosnan. That excrement's going to confuse me!

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  6. I think Garfield looks a little too Twilight-y. I mean, lookitdathair!

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  7. It would be so much easier if both characters wore some kind of similar uniform. Maybe something like a costume.

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  8. and he kept confusing toby maguire with elijah wood so he thought lord of the spider rings was awesome.

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  9. @Jason That was the worst origin story ever. It takes three (3!!) whole flippin' movies to get to where he's bit by the spider, then it ends before he gets his spider powers! Lame.

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  10. He would be a fan of Korn wouldn't he.

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    1. Those guys from Korn don't look anything like the guys from Slipknot! That shit's gonna confuse me!

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  11. Yeah, his Spidey Butt looks nothing like Tobey's! So confusing!

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  12. On the other hand, Toby McGuire and Topher Grace look a lot alike.
    I bet that shit confused him.

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  13. I bet this dope says "That shit's gonna confuse me" quite a lot.

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  14. It's a good thing that Michael Keaton and Val Kilmer and George Clooney and Christian Bale all look alike, otherwise, that shit would've confused me.

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