And now it's time for Unnecessarily Harsh Wet Blanket Theater!
Punchy: "Oh, is that so? Well, I'll make it so you get that wish!" Kid: "Who...who are you?" Punchy: "Punchy's the name! Punchy the Hulk-Fist Sprite, they call me! I heard what you said, and well, you're gonna get it!"
(later)
Kid: "Please...please...so thirsty."
(Kid attempts to pick up glass next to sink. Instead, Hulk Fists abruptly smash the glass and the sink, then punch in the refrigerator door.)
Punchy: "No-o-o-o fingers!" (indescribable sprite sound effect) Kid: "Why are you doing this, you little creep?!?"
Well, did his mom buy him the Hulk Hands???
ReplyDeleteI hope he got them and is doing loads of cool stuff right now.
ReplyDeleteSome of these kids you get in your shop are awesome.
ReplyDeleteI so wish i could feel that way about toys again. Even if for just a minute. :)
ReplyDeleteThe only thing holding you back is you. Get happy!
Deletehulk can no shoplift with hulk hands.
ReplyDeleteSounds just like my kiddo!!
ReplyDeleteI had a pair. Hulk hands/Thing hands boxing matches were my favorite use.
ReplyDeleteDr. Sheldon Cooper Approves.
ReplyDeleteSo needed after yesterday's...
ReplyDeleteAnd now it's time for Unnecessarily Harsh Wet Blanket Theater!
ReplyDeletePunchy: "Oh, is that so? Well, I'll make it so you get that wish!"
Kid: "Who...who are you?"
Punchy: "Punchy's the name! Punchy the Hulk-Fist Sprite, they call me! I heard what you said, and well, you're gonna get it!"
(later)
Kid: "Please...please...so thirsty."
(Kid attempts to pick up glass next to sink. Instead, Hulk Fists abruptly smash the glass and the sink, then punch in the refrigerator door.)
Punchy: "No-o-o-o fingers!"
(indescribable sprite sound effect)
Kid: "Why are you doing this, you little creep?!?"
HURR HURR HURR YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
DeleteOh no! An anonymous little bowel movement has declared itself unimpressed! In all-caps! All is lost! Whatever shall I do?
DeleteYou guys are priceless.
DeleteThose things make the best hat racks.
ReplyDeleteI agree with this kid. Punching your brother in the head with Hulk fists is pretty cool stuff.
ReplyDeleteWell for one of the brothers anyway.
DeleteOr sister. I'd punch my brother with them.
DeleteHope he doesn't grow up and turn into yesterday's teen.
ReplyDelete