May 28, 2012

To his girlfriend...


16 comments:

  1. Ok. You are just making these up now.

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  2. Which stupid movie, and which Avengers? I knew about both the comic and the TV show before this dweeb and most of your customers were born.

    What did I win?

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  3. Optimistically hopeful, despite his obvious idiocy. For reasons unknown I kinda like this guy.

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    1. The "unknown reason" is that you're also a douchebag.

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    2. I'm always willing to listen to constructive/imaginative/clever/educative/reasonable/fruitful/valid/useful/artistic/useful/worthwhile criticism.

      But yours is good too Anonymous!

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  4. Obviously he is referring to The New Avengers TV Series and all the buzz around Joanna Lumley following the announcement of the Absolutely Fabulous movie.

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  5. @Doctor Tarr: I believe the tradition is one (1) Marvel (tm) No-Prize (r) (tm) (c)! Please be certain it didn't fall out of the envelope en route to your address.

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    1. Oh, come now, Johnny. He deserves the deluxe brass-plated one at least!

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  6. Next thing you know he'll be claiming to have actually heard of Batman before Nolan plucked him from obscurity.

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  7. Hiiiiiiiiiiiipsteeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr

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  8. Avengers, you say? What's that? Some sort of Breakfast Cereal? Damn, I wish I hadn't lived under a rock for my entire life.

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  9. ...and obviously the last one to hear about "Proactive" acne treatment. Wah? To mean?

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  10. Let's hope he means The Avengers with Ralph Feinnes and Uma Thurman. That actually was a stupid movie and not many people would have been familiar with the source material.

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  11. "Mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence." Time Bandits.

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  12. I'm trying to get past the fact that a guy this obnoxious has a girlfriend.

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  13. Yeah.. well.. I was always more of a Justice League fan.. and I still enjoyed this more than.. oh wait.. I don't have a damn Justice League movie!

    Funny. Never really read Avengers.. but I did read various Cap, Iron Man, Hulk and even Young Avengers books. Hell, I even read that crazy Kirkman Antman

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