May 25, 2012

Regarding a particularly busty CATWOMAN figure...

(THIS Catwoman.)

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  1. "It's true" is my favorite tag.

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  2. Why, her preternatural cat powers, obviously.

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  3. That doesn't even look like a villain! It looks more like "Slutty Amelia Earhart with cat."

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    1. Big boobs are great for Acrobats and Theives, s says the Black Cat!
      http://preview.tinyurl.com/7ucv2hj

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    2. If the escape scene from the Halle Berry Catwoman movie taught us anything, it's that fake breasts are apparently collapsible.

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    3. There's this quote I want to attribute to Mark Twain but not sure...."A fat man can fit through a square hole, he just needs time to adjust his shape."

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  4. At least the Catwoman figurine is wearing sensible boots.

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    1. I noticed this, too.

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  5. You know, if this comic proves anything- it's that this next generation of comic-book readers/fans is going to be a genuinely fun and grateful one... unlike the cynical and jaded comic readers of my generation...
    ...that being said- that Catwoman figure is awful looking!

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    1. Brad the Dad5/25/2012 2:13 PM

      Yes, yes, it truly is. She looks like she belongs in Batbabe: The Dark Nightie. (Not that I would know.)

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    2. They're fun, grateful and incredibly enthusiastic. Remember this kid?... http://ourvaluedcustomers.blogspot.com/2012/03/to-his-dad-regarding-justice-league-6.html

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    3. Keep in mind, the cynical and jaded were once fun and and grateful. Give this new lot enough time and they'll turn into a bunch of grumpy nerds too.

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  6. I'm adding "bazooms" to my Breast Synonym list now.

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  7. Just imagine: If her breasts were a proper size, she could zip up her jumpsuit and look like a half-way decent thief!

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  8. I hope you gave him a free comic -- not some crap from the "please take it off our hands" box, but an actual comic. Kid deserves it.

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  9. I totally would love it if any one of the major comic book heroes got breast reduction surgery because they're very inconvenient for any kind of physical activity.

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    1. http://www.the-gutters.com/comic/87-jeff-dabu

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  10. "Bazooms" made me laugh, I had never heard that one before. The thought of a kid saying it just makes it funnier. Very astute observation there, sonny.

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  11. I believe the correct term for bazooms is funbags.

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  12. Maybe it's a regional thing. "Bazooms" is a standard slang term for "bosoms", which was what polite folk (like my grandmother) called "titties".

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    1. And much as "bosoms" is the root of "bazooms", "bazooms" is the root of "bazookas" and "bazongas". Combining "titties" with "bazookas" will get you "torpedoes". Further derivatives are possible, but require an advanced knowledge of arithmetits.

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  13. No, you see, the massive cleavage and zipper way down, provide a distraction to... in combat to her opponent... she can sneak in because instead of watching where she's going...

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    1. This is exactly why I play female characters in fighting games.

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  14. I love how he linked us to the figure because honestly, who wouldn't have gone searching after reading this?

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    1. I assumed he was talking about something based on Jim Balent's drawings.

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    2. I just checked that, and it's the same outfit she wears in Arkham City, except that one is tighter, gets torn, and moves. The player spend a lot of time looking at her ass (and the asses of all the women in the game). I enjoyed the game, but I could have done without the way the women are all treated as sex objects.

      (I think the Captcha agrees with me: "usurpation gynlys".)

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    3. I could have been a lot happier with her character design in the game (and in many of the comic versions) if her costume was zipped up all the way. The zipper goes that far!

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  15. If I can believe a man can fly, I can believe that a very busty woman can fit through windows.

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  16. But they made her hips weirdly narrow, so it averages out to the same thing.

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