Then Batman would say "Yeah? Well what's with that mustache?"
That mustache that makes him look old, no matter if he's 50 or 30.
Right before he gets punched in the face.
The remote control antennae for his batmobile are in there.
Stupid Bat-Trivia: In Denny O'Neil's "Threat of the Two Headed Coin!" (Batman #258, October '74) we learn the left ear can be snapped off to release a thermal flare capable of burning through chains....Which is exactly what I want to carry on my head, especially when I'm taking blows to the skull all the time.
Well, once you take one too many blows to the head, it starts to sound like a good idea!
I know this is mildly off-topic... but has anyone seen Holy Musical B@man!? (You can search for it on YouTube if you haven't, because you should!) -But I think their version of Commissioner Gordon is the MOST AWESOME version ever committed to film!!! "Water-shots! -Straight from the faucet, my favorite pastime!!!"I will never be able to look at him, or The Green Lantern, ever again without thinking of how they were in this musical.
There once was a man quite dead setOn using ears for a headset.When Gordon asked whyHe gave the reply"It's so crooks crap at my sillhouette."
♪ Ay, yi, yi yi ♪♪ In China they never eat chili ♪...obscure?
AWESOME LIMMERICK WUMPUS!
if i had to really overthink i'd assume the ears were antenna as well. that or for your stabbing your enemy by gutting them open like a charging rhino.and all cops have mustaches. so i would be more awkward if gordon DIDN'T have one.
And Batman replied, "The wings just weren't working out..."
Awesome.. Nice enjoyable one and great time to be here.