Sounds like a job for Superboy!
"Zzzz" The sound a diabetic coma makes.
You know what that means: an extra Free Comic Books Day!(Yes, you can empty the cashier too)
The manager was the only one working at my LCS one day and when we walked in, he was asleep in his office. We grabbed all our books and had to wake him up. Fortunate for him we're a couple of good customers or we could've walked out with an armful of stuff.