I thought it was odd that it gave him an adult body at all. That thing could've done just about anything with a wish as ambiguous as what the kid gave it. It really was like the opposite of those evil genies who look for loopholes to make your wish something you don't want.
I'm glad you were kind enough to not add "it's true" to this one.
ReplyDeleteBAAH-HAHAHA... oh reading this made me actually burst out laughing; the first thing I did was check to see if there was a 'it's true' tag.
DeleteHe's got a point though. The kid wishes to be big but doesn't specify.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was odd that it gave him an adult body at all. That thing could've done just about anything with a wish as ambiguous as what the kid gave it. It really was like the opposite of those evil genies who look for loopholes to make your wish something you don't want.
DeleteAwwwww. Buck up there, pal. I'm sure you're a nice guy.
ReplyDeleteUnlike most of the jerks featured here.
This guy is big, but it's not fat, it's humility.
ReplyDeleteIf that was the movie the kid would have never left mom's house.
ReplyDeleteExcept to go to the comics store.
DeleteAww. Poor dude.
ReplyDelete...and unlucky that he ended up locked in a basement cell by THIS guy.
ReplyDeleteI would hardly call the Tom Hanks in Big "studly." More nerdy than studly.
ReplyDeleteI genuinely laughed at this.
ReplyDeletePoor guy has a point though.
Just made me laugh out loud. Thanks for this.
ReplyDeleteLOL, I never put "studly" and "Tom Hanks" together in the same sentence until I saw this. XD
ReplyDeleteWhenever I meet a Tom Hanks fan, I like to point out that he got his start in that anti-roleplaying propaganda film, "Mazes and Monsters".
ReplyDeleteTom Hanks has fans?
DeleteI tip my hat for this guy and his honesty.
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