December 6, 2011

To his friend...

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  1. Green Lantern's DEEP, yo.

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  2. Don't think just cuz you grow a bunch of whiskers you all of a sudden have a beard because you don't.

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  3. Honestly, I've read quite a few Green Lantern comics and I don't understand him either. An impulsive, stubborn, and surly sex offender is supposed to be the one of the most noble heroes of all time?

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    1. Are you referring to Guy Gardner? Hal doesn't seem that surly to me.

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  4. If reading green lantern comics doesn't grant you understanding of the character, what does?

    I'm just imagining this fellow has constructed a very elaborate altar with a very specific ritual involved.

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  5. Captain Salamander12/06/2011 2:08 PM

    I'll tell you what does. Watch Bruce Timm's Justice League!

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  6. Sex offender?

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  7. anon@2:41 forgive me for linking to myspace, but I'm assuming the "sex offender" bit refers to this: http://www.myspace.com/oafe/blog/465459381

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  8. No...it's because I've read a THOUSAND Green Lantern books!

    Sheesh!

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  9. The question must be asked: WHICH ONE?

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  10. @Sorcerer: In the absence of evidence, let's say it's the deepest, most complex GL of all: Ch'p.

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  11. Yeah- if you haven't, at least, blown the Green Lantern- then you don't know SHIT!!! Postcoitus is when you find out who he REALLY is.

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  12. Seems we've seen quite a few of these "You don't understand (insert character name here)" customers. Enough for a category, maybe?

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  13. "It's the deepest, most complex GL of all: Ch'p."

    Sorry, I like Police Squad too much to pass that up.

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  14. Dont think jus cuz you wear a hoodie you understand how to play poker cuz you dont.

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  15. "Watch Bruce Timm's Justice League!"

    That leads to all the "Why did they change Green Lantern into a white man for the movie?"

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  16. I read this guy's quote a bunch of times, and I still don't understand it...which means I technically sorta do. So, my big question then is that by participating in this Green Lantern paradox, I'm not likely to cause Parallax to spontaneously pop into existence, am I? Because that would suck.

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  17. Damn, now I wanna get a Sinestro Corps shirt.

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