December 20, 2011

Regarding CATWOMAN's recent "coupling" with BATMAN...

15 comments:

  1. Neither does Batman. He keeps his eyes closed when he's banging her! Boo-Yah!

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  2. Captain Salamander12/20/2011 12:01 PM

    Oh. My spidey-sense is tingling that someone's jealous!

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  3. His primary takeaway from that should have been that Batman is a minuteman. I haven't been able to look him in the eye since I found out...

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  4. "We keep the masks on... It's better that way..."

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  5. @Captain Sal- Of whom?

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  6. He's just mad that Batman got her first

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  7. Captain Salamander12/20/2011 4:13 PM

    Good point, 123! It's equally probable that this valued customer would like to be Batman's one true love.

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  8. He's ashamed that his perfect waifu was tainted.

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  9. I'm slightly confused. When I was growing up (yeah, yeah, showing my age) Ertha Kitt's Catwoman was every fanboy's dream girl. Has the definition of "totally hot fox" change that much in this new century of ours?

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  10. "He's just mad that Batman got her first"

    I doubt very much Batman was first. What's the big deal anyway, an experienced partner is a lot more fun.

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  11. Batman does it with any willing costumed woman. Catwoman, Talia, Talia's sister, Lady Shiva (it was implied, right?), etc. And that's just the villainesses.
    Yes, it's good to be Batman at times.

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  12. Someone needs to get over it.

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  13. So then I take it that his fantasies involve a very curt and well mannered woman in the bedroom. Do those even exist?

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  14. Why is this listed as crazies?
    What's wrong with finding characters you like in situations you find disgusting? If they made Wiccan suddenly straight and show him making out with some chick, I would find him disgusting too.

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  15. "I'm slightly confused. When I was growing up (yeah, yeah, showing my age) Ertha Kitt's Catwoman was every fanboy's dream girl. Has the definition of "totally hot fox" change that much in this new century of ours?"

    Catwoman is basically the female Batman (rich, idealistic, their goals and methods may differ but theres enough common ground between them, which shows in the comics and tv shows), she is his foil and a well rounded character. She also happens to use her sex appeal in her costume persona to her advantage. She does not however fuck guys to get what she wants. She is the unattainable strong woman, the femme fatale.

    Yes, her and Batman have had relationships in the past, but it was never as base as fucking on a rooftop.

    This is why the Burton Catwoman is such a terrible depiction of the character which is now burned into the public conscious.

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