How do you not have a shotgun under the counter?
Or pepper spray.
Holy shit! That's like, hold on... fiddy cents per cane dude!
Or a sword of smiting +3.
FUBU in 2011?!?Oh, never mind. He's white.
Woah, woah, woah, wait. By 'dis' is he talking about the half-eaten candy-cane in his hand? Good god...
So he's trying to sell a large, half eaten candy cane for $5? That's ridiculous. I wouldn't pay more than $1.40.
Here's your sign! (MORON) Now get out of here!
@Ron:If you go by the size of his hand, not his head (remember the heads are always exaggerated here), it's a normal sized candy cane. Less most of the hook. And it's a Christmas posting, so maybe it has nothing to do with anyone, and it's just done in the style of the regular postings.
Sweet Zombie Jesus!Is there an mental institution next to that comic shop or where do all of those maniacs come from?
If I were the clerk owner:'"Yyyyyeah, excuse me for one second." *walks to the store entrance, screams into the main mall area (i'm assuming this is in a mall)* "SECURITY!!!"