Hey, it's a compliment. I mean, look at the League... Quartermain is a drug addict, Mina is a bitch, Nemo is a fanatic, Griffin is a cold heartless killer. And then there's me. And then there's Edward.
There is no league of men cuz they are all held captive by "The League of Domineering House Wives" who think comics are for kids and that grown men should not waste their time, money or energy on such non-sense and wont let him leave the house unless it's to take her to her mothers where he gets to hear it in stereo, blah,blah,blah...I'm gunna kill my self my life sucks. :(
I dunno who he was speaking to, but I'm guessing an "It's true" label would be appropriate here.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, nice beard.
I do really like the beard.
ReplyDeleteAnd the "friend's" response should have been:
ReplyDelete"And you, sir, would fail on the 'extraordinary' part. Good day to you!"
The last part of that quote was...."cuz your GAY!"
ReplyDeleteActually, the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen has never shied away from recruiting gay members. Just look at Mr. Hyde.
ReplyDeleteAnd if they did let him in, it would be in the Black Dossier, so no one would know what was going on.
ReplyDeleteHey, it's a compliment. I mean, look at the League... Quartermain is a drug addict, Mina is a bitch, Nemo is a fanatic, Griffin is a cold heartless killer.
ReplyDeleteAnd then there's me.
And then there's Edward.
aha! Nice!
ReplyDeleteThere is no league of men cuz they are all held captive by "The League of Domineering House Wives" who think comics are for kids and that grown men should not waste their time, money or energy on such non-sense and wont let him leave the house unless it's to take her to her mothers where he gets to hear it in stereo, blah,blah,blah...I'm gunna kill my self my life sucks. :(
ReplyDeleteIs there some reason why this guy doesn't have flecks of spittle coming out of his mouth?
ReplyDeleteThere is. He's protected by the power of the Beard.
ReplyDeleteThe site DEFINITELY needs an 'It's True.' Category.
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