November 13, 2011

After his friends suggested that he join them for a drink...

This guy was about as serious as could be.

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  1. I can think of a semi-common scenario in which this is actually something of a valid complaint: if you don't drink or are not drinking yourself. If you're a typical comicbook store nerd who doesn't exactly get hit on by girls all that often, being placed in a scenario where girls are hitting on you but you can't morally (or legally) reciprocate is not desirable.

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  2. Or he could be in a happy relationship. Or just really prefer girls who are sober. :)

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  3. Yeah... but SOBER girls are always JUDGING you.

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  4. Where, exactly, is this magical place where girls, drunk as they are, hit on...that?

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  5. Captain Salamander11/13/2011 11:09 AM

    Well, drunk girls are by far not as cute as some guys might think. Perhaps this good fellow knows this from his own bitter experience.
    Or maybe he's married and knows that his wife WILL KNOW.

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  6. If he's not plain delusional, I think might I understand his reasoning. To paraphrase the great Groucho, he wouldn't want anything to do with any girl who's drunk enough, fugly enough, and desperate enough to hit on him.

    And neither would I. *shudder*

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  7. @123 - Haha, can you really judge his appearance by this drawing? Nobody's going to come out looking handsome drawn in MRTIM haha. He might actually be a dude that gets hit on a lot.

    Anyway, I don't think this guy is crazy. If you're a person that doesn't drink and/or has any scruples when it comes to what is wrong and what is right when a girl is inebriated, then being in a bar is not your idea of a good time.

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  8. In this case, thestray, I think Mr. Tim has done a great job, especially with the barely-visible mustache and the few stray hairs on the chin that this young man thinks make a beard.

    We've all seen this look.

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  9. Drunk girls are obnoxious. The guy sounds reasonable to me!

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  10. The problem with drunk girls is (a) vomit, and (b) they sober up and start screaming.

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  11. If I find a girl with low enough self esteem I don't need her to be drunk.

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  12. Clearly he'd rather go to a bar where he can have drunk guys hit on him all night.

    Though actually, I'm of the opinion that drunk is only funny or attractive if you're also drinking. A few months back I was at a friend's house, and she had a couple other friends over and they were all drinking. I lost track of how many times I was asked if one of them wasn't the funniest person I'd ever met, and I'm just sitting there bored out of my skull.

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  13. Drunk girls = nerds' Kryptonite.

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  14. Girls hitting on me = my Kryptonite as if I'm under a red sun.

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  15. .....when I can go to a house party full of guys dressed up as "Gladiators"!

    Wooooo, Hoooooo, DO THE DEW! \m/ \m/

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  16. Why would he want to guck firls, when he clearly wants to buck fush?

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  17. There is never a bad time to be hit on by girls. It just makes it funner when you fill their hearts with shame and regret the next day. That's like an XBOX achievement irl.

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