October 3, 2011

Regarding the sex scene in the new CATWOMAN #1...


12 comments:

  1. "Don't get me wrong, I'd definitely buy that issue again, even though, you know, it wasn't quite good enough for my high standards."

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  2. i love how every other customer who comes into your store looks like they have cauliflower ear.

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  3. "It could have been hotter. There could have been a nip-slip. And if they wanted to be hotter than that, there could have been a shot from INSIDE her mouth of her playing tonsil hockey. And of course, they could have showed Batman actually penetrate her. But you know this was okay the way it was I guess."

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  4. Yeah! -It COULD have been full-on-porn! Like, you know: FULL ON PORN! I mean- I know I was totally disappointed Batman didn't pull-out and full-on glaze Catwoman's face.
    You gotta let these customers know THAT shop is up the street with the boarded-up-windows and homeless guy sleeping out front...

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  5. Thanks for sharing, hippie.

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  6. This kind of crap reenforces the stereotype that comic readers do not get lovin. i am happily married to a non-comic reading person of the opposite sex and do not need to fantasize about catwoman. it must be slow at Mr. Tim's shop or he must have it near a creeper sanctuary.

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  7. Like, maybe if it turns out that Bruce Wayne's father is also Catwoman's father? *points at Star Wars shirt*

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  8. Maybe this comic shop exists in an alternate reality where the Internet is still used by just the military and universities. That would explain why so many creeps go there looking for their porn.

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  9. Meh, he's just being honest. In truth, he is DC's current target market.

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  10. Oh, there's a variant issue that DC put out but we keep it in that special back room. You don't know about the special back room? Never mind. Forget I said anything.

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  11. Is it just me or does this guy look a little like Dr. Johnny Fever?

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