September 26, 2011

Regarding RED HOOD and the OUTLAWS #1...

21 comments:

  1. ... I don't know where to begin pointing out what's wrong with this statement.

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  2. In my perfect world, that statement would be the absolute worst criticism that could be made against that comic book.

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  3. Some dudes don't know about cowgirl I guess

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    1. What, like the GIRL riding on TOP? That's crazy talk! Next thing they'll be wearing your pants and, I don't know, own land all by themselves. Up will be down, black will be white, virgins will give birth to leprechauns who steal all your gold!

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  4. I want to be friends with this guy!

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  5. This one is a "jus' folks" one?

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  6. Sex with Firestar? That sounds hot! *snick-snick*

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  7. If her hair is made of fire then lets hope she waxed beforehand.

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  8. Hey honey why is there this long smouldering hair in your bed?

    wait one more

    She just wears an asbestos hair net.

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    It's okay it's offset by the ridiculous amount of squirting she does

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    If you're worried about the bed you should think how dangerous it is to get head from her!

    okay i'm done.

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  9. Two words:
    Asbestos pillows.

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  10. Oh RIGHT. Red Arrow has sex with Firestar? That couldn't happen! She's a Marvel character and has never interacted with Roy at all, which makes having sex sorta difficult.

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  11. If you explain the gag... nevermind.

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  12. Someone already mentioned that Red Hood #1 was a horrible comic? Ok, carry on then.

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  13. So what if Firestar has never interacted with Roy? It's not like Starfire interacted that much with him before asking him to have sex with her...

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  14. I think he's thinking about when she flies and her hair has a contrail, the reason of which is known only to George Perez.

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  15. Her hair is made of fire? How does that work? I realize its a comic and suspension of disbelief and all, but seriously, thats just stupid. and what about her other hair, and I don't (necessarily) mean 'down there', I mean underarm and leg hair or eyelashes. or was working that out just too inconvenient for the masturbation fantasy?
    Also, in Imaginationland Roy and Firestar interact daily on my bellz

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  16. DC should be ashamed of themselves to let Scott Lobdell turn Starfire into the brain damaged girl who sits in the back of the bus and throws her skirt over her head

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  17. This guy seems to be pretty enlightened.

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  18. So was it just this guy that said "Firestar" instead of Starfire? Everyone in the conversation? Or was it Mr.Tim's mix-up in the recollection?

    Also not sure which character, if any, he's thinking of. Both Firestar and Starfire can control their powers at least enough to prevent from burning anything they come in contact with. Are there any actual flame-haired characters that can't turn that feature off? Nova? Dormammu? Chimchar? Have they ever had to interact with a pillow?

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  19. Firehawk burns by touching people.

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  20. This should be tagged "It's True".

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