What, like the GIRL riding on TOP? That's crazy talk! Next thing they'll be wearing your pants and, I don't know, own land all by themselves. Up will be down, black will be white, virgins will give birth to leprechauns who steal all your gold!
Oh RIGHT. Red Arrow has sex with Firestar? That couldn't happen! She's a Marvel character and has never interacted with Roy at all, which makes having sex sorta difficult.
Her hair is made of fire? How does that work? I realize its a comic and suspension of disbelief and all, but seriously, thats just stupid. and what about her other hair, and I don't (necessarily) mean 'down there', I mean underarm and leg hair or eyelashes. or was working that out just too inconvenient for the masturbation fantasy? Also, in Imaginationland Roy and Firestar interact daily on my bellz
DC should be ashamed of themselves to let Scott Lobdell turn Starfire into the brain damaged girl who sits in the back of the bus and throws her skirt over her head
So was it just this guy that said "Firestar" instead of Starfire? Everyone in the conversation? Or was it Mr.Tim's mix-up in the recollection?
Also not sure which character, if any, he's thinking of. Both Firestar and Starfire can control their powers at least enough to prevent from burning anything they come in contact with. Are there any actual flame-haired characters that can't turn that feature off? Nova? Dormammu? Chimchar? Have they ever had to interact with a pillow?
... I don't know where to begin pointing out what's wrong with this statement.
ReplyDeleteIn my perfect world, that statement would be the absolute worst criticism that could be made against that comic book.
ReplyDeleteSome dudes don't know about cowgirl I guess
ReplyDeleteWhat, like the GIRL riding on TOP? That's crazy talk! Next thing they'll be wearing your pants and, I don't know, own land all by themselves. Up will be down, black will be white, virgins will give birth to leprechauns who steal all your gold!
DeleteI want to be friends with this guy!
ReplyDeleteThis one is a "jus' folks" one?
ReplyDeleteSex with Firestar? That sounds hot! *snick-snick*
ReplyDeleteIf her hair is made of fire then lets hope she waxed beforehand.
ReplyDeleteHey honey why is there this long smouldering hair in your bed?
ReplyDeletewait one more
She just wears an asbestos hair net.
wait one more
It's okay it's offset by the ridiculous amount of squirting she does
wait one more
If you're worried about the bed you should think how dangerous it is to get head from her!
okay i'm done.
Two words:
ReplyDeleteAsbestos pillows.
Oh RIGHT. Red Arrow has sex with Firestar? That couldn't happen! She's a Marvel character and has never interacted with Roy at all, which makes having sex sorta difficult.
ReplyDeleteIf you explain the gag... nevermind.
ReplyDeleteSomeone already mentioned that Red Hood #1 was a horrible comic? Ok, carry on then.
ReplyDeleteSo what if Firestar has never interacted with Roy? It's not like Starfire interacted that much with him before asking him to have sex with her...
ReplyDeleteI think he's thinking about when she flies and her hair has a contrail, the reason of which is known only to George Perez.
ReplyDeleteHer hair is made of fire? How does that work? I realize its a comic and suspension of disbelief and all, but seriously, thats just stupid. and what about her other hair, and I don't (necessarily) mean 'down there', I mean underarm and leg hair or eyelashes. or was working that out just too inconvenient for the masturbation fantasy?
ReplyDeleteAlso, in Imaginationland Roy and Firestar interact daily on my bellz
DC should be ashamed of themselves to let Scott Lobdell turn Starfire into the brain damaged girl who sits in the back of the bus and throws her skirt over her head
ReplyDeleteThis guy seems to be pretty enlightened.
ReplyDeleteSo was it just this guy that said "Firestar" instead of Starfire? Everyone in the conversation? Or was it Mr.Tim's mix-up in the recollection?
ReplyDeleteAlso not sure which character, if any, he's thinking of. Both Firestar and Starfire can control their powers at least enough to prevent from burning anything they come in contact with. Are there any actual flame-haired characters that can't turn that feature off? Nova? Dormammu? Chimchar? Have they ever had to interact with a pillow?
Firehawk burns by touching people.
ReplyDeleteThis should be tagged "It's True".
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