Hahaha, this is one of my favorite ones to date. Let's face it, there's nothing weird about a dude being really into porn, you can't get any more normal than that, but what's so funny and odd is how open, honest and enthusiastic he is about it with a complete stranger.
Lol, okay there is nothing weird about a dude being into porn, hell porn is great! What is weird is a dude being really into porn and wanting to go to a comic book store to fulfill that need, as if there weren't a magical portal called "the Internet" that has all the porn. Ever. In existence. Like, no reason to leave the house and breathe heavily on store owners. No reason to even pay for it (although I worry that this guy wouldn't pay for it outside either, he'd just jerk off in the back and leave - which is super weird. And creepy).
aw, that's kinda sad...
ReplyDeleteAnd not payin' for any of it.
ReplyDeleteEw.
ReplyDeleteKinda?
ReplyDeleteAaaaaaand that's when I'd bang my head against the counter.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you have to do that several times a day.
Not sure, but I think this guy may have been trying to flirt with you. I suggest a restraining order.
ReplyDeleteI am sure you will miss his company.
ReplyDeleteporno is pretty cool tbh
ReplyDeleteCreepiest looking dude you've ever drawn. I'd hate to see what he looked like in real life.
ReplyDeleteUp being the key word.
ReplyDeleteHe's reading Heavy Metal. That's pretty damn close to porn right there.
ReplyDeleteAw, damn, looks like you missed out!
ReplyDeleteThe customer is always right ... so you better get on that.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, this is one of my favorite ones to date. Let's face it, there's nothing weird about a dude being really into porn, you can't get any more normal than that, but what's so funny and odd is how open, honest and enthusiastic he is about it with a complete stranger.
ReplyDeleteLol, okay there is nothing weird about a dude being into porn, hell porn is great! What is weird is a dude being really into porn and wanting to go to a comic book store to fulfill that need, as if there weren't a magical portal called "the Internet" that has all the porn. Ever. In existence. Like, no reason to leave the house and breathe heavily on store owners. No reason to even pay for it (although I worry that this guy wouldn't pay for it outside either, he'd just jerk off in the back and leave - which is super weird. And creepy).
ReplyDeleteI hope you disinfected every thing he touched after he left.
ReplyDeleteThe joke here is that he still pays for porn.
ReplyDeleteDefine "porn". Lots of manga is designated as adult material, and some comic shops do have "adults only" sections.
ReplyDeleteGreatest reason in the world to NOT sell porn
ReplyDeleteRule 34
ReplyDeleteActually, nearly all current cape comics fit what this strapping young man is looking for perfectly!
ReplyDeleteThe closest thing he gets to sex is getting "up in" a comic shop.
ReplyDeleteNever let him into your bathroom; he'll taunt you relentlessly with "I'd tap that" jokes.
And that's exactly why they *don't* have porno comics there.
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