Although I'm pretty sure that's Mr. Tim's mistake, it would be hilarious if he was really wearing a misprinted bootleg Metallica T-shirt.
That does sound an awful lot like Mystique. She is a girl. She can transform. She had a sexual affair with a demon. She uses her sexuality to ensnare people. She is a bad guy.Not sure what else he wants.
and after his idiotic response you hopefully said to him: "well then how about.....OH! i got it! MYSTIQUE!"and then his head exploded.
The addendum text really makes the comic.
Like me, right?
He's talking about SEXUAL DEMON-TALKING BAD GIRL, written by me and coming to a comic shop this Fall!Or maybe Lady Death. Or Mystique.
Excuse me, but I released UNCANNY GIANT SIZED SEXUAL DEMON-TALKING GIRL #1 just last month, and you will be hearing from my lawyer.
Um... You'll both be hearing from MY lawyer - I wrote a comic in the 90's about a highly sexualised girl who can morph and talks to demons called "MORPHY DEMON TALKY GIRLY"... she had lots of pockets, splashpages, was radically proportioned and posed in inhuman ways... and whilst only 1 issue was ever published (as long as you don't count the 18 variant covers (including scratch-n-sniff!)) I still maintain all my marvel rip-o... um.. I mean ORIGINAL characters.
If she had feet of any kind in any way, then you are an IMPOSTER!!!!
I'd stick this under "creeps" too, but I guess it's no more creepy that people who actually READ Mystique comics.
Actually the Brian K. Vaughan Mystique comic was really quite good. So suck it, Sorceror.
Um...Plasticman after a really bad case of amnesia?
Cutey Honey is pretty close.
Okay, I seriously think that the regulars on here should collaborate on a Sexual Demon-Talking Bad Girl comic. Slade, Tigerama? Whaddaya say? We could do it up like Kate Beaton's Strong Female Characters.Though, I don't draw, so maybe I'm not the right person to suggest that.
Luckily for you, I am a cartoonist. About a half level below Mr. Tim, if I'm being honest.
Maybe he meant Witchblade?
@M. Garrett SteeleSure, I'd collaborate on a comic. Although I have to admit, I'm not sure I have the attention span to see it through to comple-Hey look! A quarter!
That's more than fine with me. I really like to write, but I'm a terrible artist. The nicest thing anyone ever said about my art was that I have "an amazing eye for detail for someone with absolutely no sense of perspective."
Maybe he's talking about Lady Death? (although I think she never actually shapeshifted, only bewitched people with her demon-y powers)
What is wrong with people?
aside from the end, that sounds like Anita Blake