July 22, 2011

Loudly to his girlfriend on the phone...

18 comments:

  1. you get a lot of Nine Inch Nails fans.

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  2. Dude's got a girlfriend? Sure that's not mom?

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  3. "'Have it your way'?! Like hell, man, that's embarassing! I want it the same way everyone else wants it, or not at all!"

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  4. I sort of get this one.
    I have a friend who makes me order what is basically just the meat between two pieces of bread. He's a bit of a nutter. Others too.


    I've learned through observation: The more specific a fast food order, the more mentally unstable the person.

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  5. Yesterday, it was Jimmy John's appreciate day where they were selling subs for $1. I asked my girlfriend to get my a veggie sub with no mayo or tomatoes. When I get home from work, I find one with mayo and tomatoes. Her explanation was, "It was packed, they wouldn't have understood that." Huh?

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  6. All the cool kids spell iPhone with an F. Notice I'm not cool enough for it.

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  7. @Sorceror

    More like all the cool comic artists who don't want their asses sued off by Apple Inc. spell it with an 'F'.

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  8. maybe she wanted a shake.

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  9. People always cringe when I ask for "No Ice" in my soda.

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  10. If he gets this embarrassed by requesting "no pickles" for his girlfriend, I can't imagine what'll happen if she asks him to pick up some pads for her one day...

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  11. I think the appropriate response from her would have been along the lines of, "I'm allowed one 'pickle' per week, so I guess you're out of luck, stud".

    And yes, that sounded better in my head.

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  12. "If he gets this embarrassed by requesting "no pickles" for his girlfriend, I can't imagine what'll happen if she asks him to pick up some pads for her one day... "

    If that's the case, I guess he doesn't wear condoms either - good luck trying to get him to go through the checkout with those.

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  13. How is it embarrassing? "Special orders don't upset us," remember?

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  14. One of the other anonymi now has me wondering how unbalanced I am showing myself to be every time I order a sandwich without mayo...

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  15. Who can blame this guy? He's fat ass girlfriend probably started eating as soon as she finally got him and now she lounges around the house all day demanding that he bring her takeaway, even when he clearly has more important business to attend to. The man is a saint for even buying the burger, why should he make himself feel further humilated by chopping and changing the menu? I feel your pain brother!

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  16. I never realized people had such problems with special orders. I can't eat a burger if it has lettuce, tomatoes, mayo, or mustard on it. Just cheese, onions, pickles, and ketchup please.

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  17. Ryan Scheppers7/25/2011 5:12 AM

    @ Amanda Flagg: Sex is more enjoyable sans condom.

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  18. Later that night...

    "I didn't want Burger King's Pickles, and now I don't want yours, either."

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