Wait... didn't he say this inside your comic book shop? Did it actually take him until he was inside the comic book store to realize that there was one in his neighborhood? Does your comic book store have a secret identity?
"A coffee shop? Great. Now there's gonna be tons of hipsters up in my hood." "A sports bar? Great. Now there's gonna be tons of out-of-shape ex-high school jocks up in my hood." "A Borders? Great. Now there's gonna be tons of unemployed people up in my hood."
Wow. I wish the local shop was in my neighborhood. Not the other way around since it sits on the edge of a bad part of the city. I'm always afraid of being mugged when I go to buy Batman.
I know. I'm one of them. I'm a freelance writer, so I'm unemployed 95% of the time. I hang out in book stores and coffee shops. Not comic book stores, cause it's just too damn expensive.
YES, NERDS! Forming tightly knit street gangs, they roam the dark alleys behind computer/comic book/video game stores, heavily meme-ing all who cross their path. Since the rise of nerd gangs, deaths from pocket protector-related beatings as well as severe trollings have skyrocketed.
Sometimes I wonder if some of the things said in these comics were said in a joking manner but then presented in a way to make the person look like an asshole for the benefit of this website.
Wait, why isn't anybody irritated that this douche moves in and it's automatically his 'hood? Shouldn't Mr. Tim be upset that now there's another poseur hipster in HIS 'hood?
I wish the local shop was in my neighborhood. Not the other way around since it sits on the edge of a bad part of the city. I'm always afraid of being mugged when I go to buy Batman.
You should bring your parents along next time you go to buy Batman.
Says the guy wearing a t-shirt for a cartoon band.
ReplyDeleteSome people try too hard to sound cool,
ReplyDeleteand fail badly.
'...up in my hood.'?
Wait... didn't he say this inside your comic book shop? Did it actually take him until he was inside the comic book store to realize that there was one in his neighborhood? Does your comic book store have a secret identity?
ReplyDeleteLet the meme begin!
ReplyDelete"A book shop? Great. Now theres gonna be tons of literate people up in my hood."
Dude, Dethklok would RUIN you, then there would be many chunky soupy bits of you all up in your own hood.
ReplyDeleteA candy shop? Great. Now there's gonna be tons of hyper kids up in my hood.
ReplyDeleteA computer shop? Great. Now there's gonna be tons of trolls up in my hood.
ReplyDelete"A coffee shop? Great. Now there's gonna be tons of hipsters up in my hood."
ReplyDelete"A sports bar? Great. Now there's gonna be tons of out-of-shape ex-high school jocks up in my hood."
"A Borders? Great. Now there's gonna be tons of unemployed people up in my hood."
A jerk store? Great. Now there's gonna be tons of George Costanzas up in my hood.
ReplyDeleteWow. I wish the local shop was in my neighborhood. Not the other way around since it sits on the edge of a bad part of the city. I'm always afraid of being mugged when I go to buy Batman.
ReplyDelete@ slade grayson: there's tons of unemployed people up in bookstores, sports bars, coffee shops and comic book stores in 'hoods all round the world...
ReplyDeleteIt's never what they say that makes me surprised - it's that they had the audacity to say it in your store. People are weird.
ReplyDelete@jason quinones:
ReplyDeleteI know. I'm one of them. I'm a freelance writer, so I'm unemployed 95% of the time. I hang out in book stores and coffee shops. Not comic book stores, cause it's just too damn expensive.
YES, NERDS! Forming tightly knit street gangs, they roam the dark alleys behind computer/comic book/video game stores, heavily meme-ing all who cross their path. Since the rise of nerd gangs, deaths from pocket protector-related beatings as well as severe trollings have skyrocketed.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I wonder if some of the things said in these comics were said in a joking manner but then presented in a way to make the person look like an asshole for the benefit of this website.
ReplyDeleteA Hot Topic? Great. Now there's gonna be tons of mall goths up in my hood.
ReplyDeleteA fairy village? Great. Now there's gonna be tons of pixies up in my hood.
ReplyDeleteA used car lot? Great now there are going to be a bunch of bald guys in the short sleeved dress shirts in my 'hood.
ReplyDeleteAn Old Navy? Great, now there's gonna be a bunch of hoods up in my hood.
ReplyDeleteMordor? Great, now there's gonna be a bunch of Uruk-hai up in my hood.
ReplyDeleteStarfleet Academy? Great now there's gonna be a bunch of Spocks up in my hood.
ReplyDeleteHey, hipsters have to look down their noses at other people. It's one of the rules.
ReplyDeleteA pharmacy that sells Viagra? Great, now there's gonna be a lotta wood in my hood.
ReplyDeleteA TARDIS? Great, now there's gonna be a bunch of Time Lords up in my hood.
ReplyDeleteOh wait. That's right. They're all dead. My bad, bro.
ReplyDeleteMr. Rogers? Great. Now there's gonna be a bunch of neighbors up in my hood.
ReplyDeleteWait, why isn't anybody irritated that this douche moves in and it's automatically his 'hood? Shouldn't Mr. Tim be upset that now there's another poseur hipster in HIS 'hood?
ReplyDeleteCue the cartoon response!
ReplyDeleteA irish pub? Great, now there's gonna be a bunch of leprechauns up in my hood.
ReplyDeletea france? great, now there's gonna be tons of frenchmen up in my england
ReplyDeleteA New York city sewer? Great. Now there's gonna be tons of giant, blind, albino alligators up in my hood.
ReplyDeleteA porn shop? Great. Now... um. Hmm. Y'know, I've got no complaints, really.
ReplyDeleteA pizza shop? Great, now there's gonna be a bunch of ninja turtles up in my hood.
ReplyDeleteIs that Abe Lincoln?
ReplyDelete@Adam (in the voice of Barney Stinson):
ReplyDeleteChallenge accepted!
A hipster douche? Great! Now there's gonna be a bunch of Our Valued Customers up in my hood.
I wish the local shop was in my neighborhood. Not the other way around since it sits on the edge of a bad part of the city. I'm always afraid of being mugged when I go to buy Batman.
ReplyDeleteYou should bring your parents along next time you go to buy Batman.