He's right. I took one look at the hundredth issue of a comic that mostly involved posing on church spires and I went - you know, I'm just not hard core enough for this.
He's right. I took one look at the hundredth issue of a comic that mostly involved posing on church spires and I went - you know, I'm just not hard core enough for this.'
"My life's in ruins. I'm dead, working for the devil and my wife's run off with my best friend. Time for a pose. Posing always makes me feel better."
if this guy didn't enter your store through a hole in the ceiling which he blew out himself using one of his many unusually large guns from his cache of unusually large guns which were all strapped to his chest and thighs via interconnected bandoliers and pouches then this guy is a TOTAL pussy...
Mainstream superhero comics are more violent now then ever before. The average Mark Millar book sports more blood and over the top violence than any issue of Spawn.
Back in the 90s, man.... that's when comic fans were all seriously bad-ass. You saw someone reading Spawn... and you knew right away that was someone you did not want to mess with.
Spawn was great at first. I used to love it. But somewhere after 50 issues the quality took a DRASTIC nosedive. Everything leading up to issue 100 sucked and I haven't read anything since then.
Or its not '92 anymore.
ReplyDeleteWhen did anyone "read" Spawn? I thought they just looked at the pictures.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but when was Spawn hardcore? I've read darker stuff in Archie comics, FFS!
ReplyDeletePoor kids confused. Same stuff has been done
ReplyDeletebetter by other comics. And people have since
come to the conclusion that Todd McFarlane is
a dick.
This guy doesn't know what he's talking about. I read Spawn and I'm a total pussy.
ReplyDeleteHe's right. I took one look at the hundredth issue of a comic that mostly involved posing on church spires and I went - you know, I'm just not hard core enough for this.
ReplyDeleteIf you read comics with dark shadowy alleys and Gothic churches then you are a badazz
ReplyDeleteI loved Spawn when I was 9.
ReplyDelete'Tigerama said...
ReplyDeleteHe's right. I took one look at the hundredth issue of a comic that mostly involved posing on church spires and I went - you know, I'm just not hard core enough for this.'
"My life's in ruins. I'm dead, working for the devil and my wife's run off with my best friend. Time for a pose. Posing always makes me feel better."
if this guy didn't enter your store through a hole in the ceiling which he blew out himself using one of his many unusually large guns from his cache of unusually large guns which were all strapped to his chest and thighs via interconnected bandoliers and pouches then this guy is a TOTAL pussy...
ReplyDeletePouches! I need more GOD DAMNED POUCHES! I have a lot of CHANGE!!
ReplyDelete@Tigerama. That's Liefeld. Mcfarlane likes pointlessly long capes and lots of spikes. Where they meet is their love of inexplicable crosshatching.
ReplyDeleteI know it's Rob! For crying out loud! It was a joke about the 90s - sheesh, being scolded by some kid....
ReplyDeleteMainstream superhero comics are more violent now then ever before. The average Mark Millar book sports more blood and over the top violence than any issue of Spawn.
ReplyDeleteBack in the 90s, man.... that's when comic fans were all seriously bad-ass. You saw someone reading Spawn... and you knew right away that was someone you did not want to mess with.
ReplyDeleteWait, wait, wait, wait! ...Spawn is still being published???
ReplyDeleteSpawn was Ghost Rider and Venom thrown in a blender.
ReplyDeletespawn has always been terribly written, and the art (mcfarlane) is equally awful.
ReplyDeleteSpawn was great at first. I used to love it. But somewhere after 50 issues the quality took a DRASTIC nosedive. Everything leading up to issue 100 sucked and I haven't read anything since then.
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