May 22, 2011

To his friend...

19 comments:

  1. Gosh! What...what a heroic sort of thing to do!

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  2. No, you don't pick up models on the corner.

    In fact, he could do this without being Patrick Bateman. But I imagine his endeavor might end with a little more PMITA prison.

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  3. Yyyyyeah...that's, er, REALLY living it up.

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  4. You can't deny, the kid's got standards.

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  5. Great exit line if someone says that to you: I have to return some videotapes.

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  6. Ten years from now when he is arrested for murdering hookers, people will say "I never even saw it coming, he was such a quiet and nice guy."

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  7. It's only worth it if you are naked with a chainsaw.

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  8. Anonymous said...

    It's only worth it if you are naked with a chainsaw.
    5/22/2011 12:24 PM

    /In a stairwell
    //in a populated building.

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  9. This kid just goes to show that it's hip to be square.

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  10. I guess he doesn't subscribe to the theory that Patrick never actually murders anyone and is just harmlessly insane.

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  11. But does he like Huey Lewis and the News?

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  12. All I can think of is coat-hangers and now I'm very perturbed by this youth.

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  13. The fact that I live in a universe in which a society can produce a mind that thinks those words makes me a little sad. Good comic.

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  14. Yeah, that boy goes on the watch list.

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  15. I only know Patrick Bateman from gay porn...is that what this guy is talking about?

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