May 21, 2011

He thought I should know...

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  1. He gives a fuck about being like deadpool.

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  2. And being dressed, apparently.

    Heck, I bet we could make a very long list of things he apparently cares about. Such as not being in jail.

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  3. If Deadpool were real he'd probably skewer that guy for being a dipshit. I bet he'd give a fuck about that.

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  4. Deadpool gives a fuck about breaking the fourth wall.

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  5. Deadpool gives a fuck about tacos.

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  6. I'd like to see a team-up between him and the Punisher t-shirt kid. Much hilarity would ensue.

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  7. But does he TAKE a fuck? Or, given the right price, time of day and favorable weather, would he purchase one?

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  9. Deadpool gives a fuck about his hummel collection.

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  10. Falk, G. Iver5/21/2011 7:18 PM

    Why does he assume that Mr Tim gives a fuck whether or not this dope gives a fuck?

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  11. Because he is grist for the mill.

    :)

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  12. Deadpool does give a fuck... But only about Bea Arthur.

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  13. How old was this kid, Mr. Tim?

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  14. Here's an interesting logic puzzle... If Deadpool doesn't give a fuck about anything, and he's just like Deadpool, does that mean that since Deadpool doesn't give a fuck about him, then, ipso facto, he doesn't give a fuck about himself?

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  15. Deadpool gives a fuck, but only to women.

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  16. This assertion of Deadpool's character isn't even accurate. Deadpool is very self conscious, cares a great deal about what other people think of him, is racked with guilt about his actions in the past, and wants nothing more than to be, and have people know that he is, a hero. Someone who was a big enough Deadpool fan to own a shirt and think they're just like him should know all this. So really I think this dude has probably never even read a fucking Deadpool comic.

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  17. Doesn't Deadpool usually give a fuck about getting paid, considering the whole "being a mercenary" part.

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