Well, at least he tried. Too bad he was very wrong.
With that golden bikini outfit she was wearing, she was obviously asking for it!
Gorilla? Could it be that the only person in the world who has never heard of 'Star Wars' walked into your shop?
No doubt. I believe the odds of a comic store patron having never seen "Star Wars" are seven hundred and fifty million to one.
Pretty impressive to have absorbed zero knowledge of Star Wars considering the first one is 34 years oldYou could easily glean the plots from promotional Mountain Dew cans alone
I think the real issue here is that the assumption that a male alone with a female ultimately results in rape- especially if the male is large.
Was it the picture with Chewie groping Leia?
So Mr. Wizard walked into the store?
Erica: and the male is brown ...
Oh, come on. You made that one up. That's too much fail even for your rogue's gallery. XD
I might believe a bear, but a gorilla?
I've never hoped anyone had dementia before, but in this case I think it's the most charitable explanation for all of the myriad things wrong with this statement.
real or fake? who knows? but it sure made me smile!
What's an Amish guy doing in a comic book store?
Perhaps Anonymous from 2:35 am has it. They let Amish people out to explore the 'wider world' when they're a certain age, right?
You know, we're overlooking an obvious thing. Is it CLEARLY Star Wars? I've seen some really bad art of Chewie, both fan art and official comics that I'd have mistaken for a gorilla too. Some I'd have mistaken for OHGODWHATISTHAT.
anybody remember that lebron james/gisele bundchen VOUGE cover controversy? the punchline reminded me of that.
Size has nothing to do with it Erica
LMAO! ...just LMAO! But now comes a conundrum, of the star wars fan friends I want to forward this to...one is my highschool sweetheart and the other is the girl I tried to make my college sweetheart after breaking up with said hs swthrt (after I graduated and she was a senior ((and out of my league it turned out)). ...Forwarding this would make me creepy, wouldn't it?
Maybe it wouldn't have before, but now that you've explained your relationships with them on this page, you certainly can't send it to them.
Nice of George Carlin's ghost to come into tour shop and make an off-the-cuff remark.
make me wonder if this http://furiousfanboys.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Chewiw-and-Leia.jpgwas the poster in question
Maybe he was from 1976, and he fell through a freak temporal wormhole just as he walked through your door?
Sometimes you wish you could convert memories into digital format, so you can share them with the world. This would have been one of those times.
Considering how old he is, he probably saw that a lot in the movies he watched. I should also mention the underlying racism in those movies.