Sorry dude. If you really want to see nips on limited addition figures you have to at least drop $500. Then you can see all the nips, dicks, and ball sacks your little pervy heart desires.
Or you can just get an ABJD and mod it to look like Catwoman.
I'm actually really shocked he felt comfortable enough in that sentiment to say it to your face. Creepers are creepier when they don't even realize they're creeping.
@ Anon 11:09 - You're assuming he was being truthful about buying it, and not just hoping for a free peek. Also that he didn't just say that to get immortalized on this site, knowing full well that there was no way he'd get an OK.
For real?!? Geez. What a creep.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Wow, his mom must be proud.
ReplyDeleteSince when did drooling, socially awkward perverts have so much disposable income?
ReplyDeleteanother intelligent consumer...because it's so difficult to not see a nipple whenever you want nowadays.
ReplyDelete@Jason But that required opening a new browser taaaaaaaaaab *Whine*
ReplyDeleteAs one creep to another: She has a painted black bra on under there. :(
ReplyDeleteRule 34 exists for a reason...
ReplyDeleteWTF is wrong with people... It's like every negative nerd stereotype inexistance shops at MRTIM's store. That's seriously super creepy.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't people just go to a porn store to buy their porn?
ReplyDeleteI don't even...
ReplyDeleteAll the porn on the internet isn't enough? He needs a $300 statue?
Hell, he could get some time in with a prostitute for less than that is he's THAT desperate for nipples.
Relax, he's just trying to keep abreast of all needed information.
ReplyDeleteWell, if you're going to lay down that type of cash you want the statue to be classy
ReplyDeleteNips means it's artistic.
ReplyDeleteClassy. I'll only buy a Batman statue if I can see his wang. It's a rule.
ReplyDeleteI think the nips on the statue only become visible when you place it next to a Batman statue.
ReplyDeleteJesus, can this guy be any more heteronormative?
ReplyDeleteWhy is it only worth it if you see nipples?
...so can you see them?
ReplyDeleteHow is it heteronormative? Can't lesbians enjoy the sight of nipples too?
ReplyDeleteWell.... are they there or not?!
ReplyDeleteThe heteronormative poster sucks.
ReplyDeleteI want to know what you said in response!
ReplyDeleteThere are about ten billion Japanese statues that fit this requirement. Seems stocking some would fit your clientele.
ReplyDeleteSorry dude. If you really want to see nips on limited addition figures you have to at least drop $500. Then you can see all the nips, dicks, and ball sacks your little pervy heart desires.
ReplyDeleteOr you can just get an ABJD and mod it to look like Catwoman.
I'm actually really shocked he felt comfortable enough in that sentiment to say it to your face. Creepers are creepier when they don't even realize they're creeping.
ReplyDeleteLulz, a $300 statue of Catwoman. Where do they get this stuff?
ReplyDeletePorn won't work because he can't touch it, and I don't know if he can get a prostitute to dress as Catwoman for $300.
ReplyDeleteHe could probably get a Catwoman suit and a blow-up doll for under $300, though.
@ Anon 11:09 - You're assuming he was being truthful about buying it, and not just hoping for a free peek. Also that he didn't just say that to get immortalized on this site, knowing full well that there was no way he'd get an OK.
ReplyDelete"But it says right on the box that it's Catwoman's Bust!"
ReplyDeletewell if no one else is going to...cat nips, everyone. cat nips. it just had to be said.
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ReplyDeleteAnon@8:52
ReplyDeleteWell played, sir.