May 19, 2011

Regarding a $300 CATWOMAN statue...

31 comments:

  1. For real?!? Geez. What a creep.

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  2. LOL. Wow, his mom must be proud.

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  3. Since when did drooling, socially awkward perverts have so much disposable income?

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  4. another intelligent consumer...because it's so difficult to not see a nipple whenever you want nowadays.

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  5. @Jason But that required opening a new browser taaaaaaaaaab *Whine*

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  6. As one creep to another: She has a painted black bra on under there. :(

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  7. Rule 34 exists for a reason...

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  8. WTF is wrong with people... It's like every negative nerd stereotype inexistance shops at MRTIM's store. That's seriously super creepy.

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  9. Why don't people just go to a porn store to buy their porn?

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  10. I don't even...

    All the porn on the internet isn't enough? He needs a $300 statue?

    Hell, he could get some time in with a prostitute for less than that is he's THAT desperate for nipples.

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  11. Relax, he's just trying to keep abreast of all needed information.

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  12. Well, if you're going to lay down that type of cash you want the statue to be classy

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  13. Nips means it's artistic.

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  14. Classy. I'll only buy a Batman statue if I can see his wang. It's a rule.

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  15. I think the nips on the statue only become visible when you place it next to a Batman statue.

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  16. Jesus, can this guy be any more heteronormative?

    Why is it only worth it if you see nipples?

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  17. ...so can you see them?

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  18. How is it heteronormative? Can't lesbians enjoy the sight of nipples too?

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  19. Well.... are they there or not?!

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  20. The heteronormative poster sucks.

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  21. I want to know what you said in response!

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  22. There are about ten billion Japanese statues that fit this requirement. Seems stocking some would fit your clientele.

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  23. Sorry dude. If you really want to see nips on limited addition figures you have to at least drop $500. Then you can see all the nips, dicks, and ball sacks your little pervy heart desires.

    Or you can just get an ABJD and mod it to look like Catwoman.

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  24. I'm actually really shocked he felt comfortable enough in that sentiment to say it to your face. Creepers are creepier when they don't even realize they're creeping.

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  25. Lulz, a $300 statue of Catwoman. Where do they get this stuff?

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  26. Porn won't work because he can't touch it, and I don't know if he can get a prostitute to dress as Catwoman for $300.

    He could probably get a Catwoman suit and a blow-up doll for under $300, though.

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  27. @ Anon 11:09 - You're assuming he was being truthful about buying it, and not just hoping for a free peek. Also that he didn't just say that to get immortalized on this site, knowing full well that there was no way he'd get an OK.

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  28. "But it says right on the box that it's Catwoman's Bust!"

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  29. well if no one else is going to...cat nips, everyone. cat nips. it just had to be said.

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  30. blraaghgbrlaghbarlghb

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  31. Anon@8:52

    Well played, sir.

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