April 20, 2011

While he and his friend discussed CATWOMAN...

28 comments:

  1. Wow, way to be oblivious to comic publishers outside of DC and Marvel.

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  2. Young Dan Didio is time traveling again?

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  3. Let the comics show dick and some nice man-ass too and we've got a deal.

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  4. Because that's the problem with DC comics. The women don't have tits.

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  5. This is the kind of innovation we need.

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  6. Someone needs to show this guy a copy of Tarot Witch of the Black Rose, his head will explode.

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  7. Sounds like a Vertigo man to me.

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  8. Who needs a storyline when you can flip pages with your man-muscle
    **sigh**

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  9. No response from Catwoman?

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  10. Catwoman's already preparing to rob his house and maybe do a little whip-based humiliation, so there's no need for an official response...

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  11. @Bob: I was just gonna say "Screw DC, he should go work for BroadSword," but you beat me to it. Also, I'm super-clear if anyone works for BroadSword except for the Tarot guy and his wife.

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  12. You know- even back when I was a horny-teenage-comic-book-reader I was never as cluelessly/crassly moronic as they seem to be nowadays (as represented by this and several other OVCs)...
    I mean, is that the only reason they even buy comics from week to week? -Holding out hope Catwoman will drop her top and then full on trib with Batwoman??? They are aware that's never going to happen, right? RIGHT???

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  13. @Beachfox: Well, Nightwing does have the finest ass in the DC Universe.

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  14. I'm all for integrating as many boobs into our society as humanly possible, but drawings of boobs doesn't quite cut it for me.

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  15. @The King of Thessaly: It will happen, though, once this guy starts working for DC.

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  16. Notice it's when he starts working at DC, not when he starts running the company. Because they clearly let the new guy in the mailroom make important decisions like that.

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  17. @6:06 Anon: Please. Hal Jordan all the way. And I don't even LIKE Hal Jordan.

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  18. @ Jeff

    OH, CURSES! -Foiled again!!!

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  19. Has this person never heard of Japan?

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  20. This is a BRILLIANT idea! The world is just DYING for characters with tits! Batman & Robin, the Incredible Hulk, Spiderman, Captain America, Wolverine and the Green Lantern are all crying out for some double-D sized mammaries. When will Marvel and DC learn, or at least when will they discover 4chan?

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  21. This guy's a big fan of North American songbirds.

    Seriously, though, why is ANYONE still reading comics for titillation? It made sense back in the '80s, but it's 2011 and we have internet now. No need to go out and buy a comic to see boobs when you can see them for free via Google Image Search.

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  22. I would love it if there were more super villains who just fucked with the heroes rather than taking over the world - for example, giving all the male heroes gigantic double-d titties. Good times.

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  23. On a somehow related note: Wasn't there during the Young Justice run a super-villainess called Mighty Endowed, whose superpower was to have gigantic breasts to the point that she needed henchmen just to stand up?

    Also agree with TB; want tits? Go to the internet.

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  24. You know what is disturbing to me? ANIMALYMPICS porn.

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  25. Maybe we need some Empowered on the table. LOTS of fan service but seamlessly tied into a great story.

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