Now me? I like the cushy comfort of cubicles, retail stores, a non-thunderdome based legal system and a total lack of roving murderous bands of leather clad nuclear biker mobs.
The really cool part is you'll only have to wait about ten or twenty years for it to become reality, given how things are going - enjoy middle age fighting for crude, young nerdling!
the obey shirt is a nice touch
ReplyDeleteNow me? I like the cushy comfort of cubicles, retail stores, a non-thunderdome based legal system and a total lack of roving murderous bands of leather clad nuclear biker mobs.
ReplyDeleteObviously this is a guy looking forward to his job shoveling pig shit.
ReplyDeleteDo you ever just slap them?
ReplyDeleteI love how geeks always assume that they would survive in such an environment.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous @ 11:33 - My first thought reading this was, "Yeah, because it'll be so cool when you're the guy strapped on the front of the dune buggy."
ReplyDeleteThe really cool part is you'll only have to wait about ten or twenty years for it to become reality, given how things are going - enjoy middle age fighting for crude, young nerdling!
ReplyDeletePatton Oswald described such a scenario in depth.
ReplyDeleteAm I a terrible person for thinking that the worst part of a Mad Max style post-apocalyptic world would be that 80s hairstyles would make a comeback?
ReplyDeleteIf this guy lives in America all he needs to do is get on his bicycle and ride to nearest impoverished neighborhood. It will be close enough.
ReplyDeleteOnly if I get to be Lord Humongous.
ReplyDelete@Ross K. Wolfe I think that the worst part would be the dude rocking the assless chaps the whole time.
ReplyDelete@slade Not shit, ENERGY!
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