March 1, 2011

To his friend regarding an earlier conversation with his father...

24 comments:

  1. How old was this kid?

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  2. That most be one proud father

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  3. I answered the door the other night in my Batman pajama pants and the pizza guy asked if I was Batgirl. I'd assumed he wasn't serious, but now that I think about it...

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  4. This site makes me cringe and laugh at the same time.

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  5. You sure that this one doesn't need the "Jerks" tag as well?

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  6. He is mad because his dad should have said,"hey, Bruce Wayne." Now his identity is out.

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  7. My friend's son wears a Batman costume and responds similarly when addressed as "Batman." My friend's son is four.

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  8. No, kid, YOU are the fucking idiot.

    And then the kid was a zombie.

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  9. I need to know the sound of his voice. Was it a shrill crackly teenager? Was it a silly little pre-teen. Or was it some oaf.

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  10. "I mean, jeez, dad! Batman's old n'stuff, he probably doesn't even listen to Green Day! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!"

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  11. My 5yo says this kind of thing.

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  12. Well I guess it runs in the family then.

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  13. This is kind of weird. Maybe the dad was calling "Hey Batman!" the way one sees someone with the Eye of Thundera and cries, "Hey, ThunderCats!" in a tone of recognition and pride that he, too, is in on your little cultural reference. That's how I figured it, anyway.

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  14. Way to shatter your father's universe.

    Douche...

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  15. This one made me lol, and I don't even understand why it's funny.

    By the way, those of you with young kids who you say talk like this; you let them drop F-bombs?

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  16. Somewhere, this guy's father is explaining to his friends why his shirt says "your real dad".

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  17. I bet his father wonders why he was too cheap to get a condom that night.

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  18. And that man was Governor of Wisconsin Scott Walker, douchetard.

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  19. So I was wearing my Batman t-shirt
    near my so-called Dad
    He said, "Hey Batman!"
    Man, I'm not Batman, stupid!
    I'm an adult!
    I THREW IT ON THE GROUND

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  20. Nicolesaurus3/02/2011 8:30 AM

    Well played, velony, well played!

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  21. My daughter went to a Halloween party last year as Wonder Woman. After the party, we stopped at the grocery store for a few things. Everyone called her Wonder Woman (except for the woman who thought she was Supergirl), and my daughter kept correcting them that she was not the *real* WW, that it was only a costume.

    Of course, my daughter is 4. (So I guess her and the guy above are probably around the same mental age.)

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  22. velony: If the son gets naked when his dad calls him Batman, I shudder what to think will happen if his dad calls him Robin!

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  23. Well, duh. If he was Batman, then his parents would be dead.

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