February 15, 2011

To his friend as they walked into the store...

So it's been this guy's pervert pal 'Jeffrey' that's been
keeping me from getting my Lightsaber?

19 comments:

  1. maybe we should just take jeffrey our cause i want a freaking lightsaber.

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  2. darkwhitewolf2/15/2011 9:29 AM

    Not because it would be extremely scientifically difficult, or because people would slice each other in half. Because someone would do something perverted. Yup.

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  3. See, this is why we can't have nice things!

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  4. DAMMIT JEFFREY!!

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  5. DON'T JUDGE ME YOU GUYS!!!

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  6. I think my favorite part of every piece of art is the way you represent greasy, pock-marked, acne-scarred complexions...

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  7. ZombiWorkshop2/15/2011 10:36 AM

    Wow... can you imagine the friction burns?

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  8. pffffft~ Lightsabers... "-They turn it on and it only goes yay-high. How does it know when to stop?"
    "Um, the Force?"
    "Man, that's your answer for everything!"

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  9. Jeffrey, you're a life ruiner and nobody likes you.

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  10. I think it's nice that this guy recognizes the potential problems. It's very responsible of him.

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  11. Jeff, man, stop being a dick. You're ruining it for the rest of us.

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  12. Thanks a lot, Jeffrey. Now how will *I* get to do perverted things with lightsabers?

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  13. Way to go Jeffrey!! Gwad! Geeze and I was looking forward to that double lightsaber fight too. Now I'll have to figure something else to do Saturday night.

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  14. You guys are all so quick to blame Jeffrey. You are forgetting the #1 rule of the internet: ALWAYS shoot the messenger! Damn this guy!

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  15. Hey! Listen! Yeah... maybe I'd do some weird stuff with a lightsaber. Does that make me a bad person?! I didn't ask to be this way! Don't sit here and judge me like there aren't any fictional devices you wouldn't put in places they weren't intended for!!

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  16. That and physics. Mostly physics.

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  17. gets a mob togethers! GET JEFFRY!!!

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  18. I'm trying to conceive of an action that could be performed with a lightsaber that would earn the primary descriptor of "perverted" rather than "deadly" or "lethal".

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  19. @ Nathan: It could be both. Just go to /b/ and wiki nazi sexual mutilation. You'll never think the same again though.

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