maybe we should just take jeffrey our cause i want a freaking lightsaber.
Not because it would be extremely scientifically difficult, or because people would slice each other in half. Because someone would do something perverted. Yup.
See, this is why we can't have nice things!
DON'T JUDGE ME YOU GUYS!!!
I think my favorite part of every piece of art is the way you represent greasy, pock-marked, acne-scarred complexions...
Wow... can you imagine the friction burns?
pffffft~ Lightsabers... "-They turn it on and it only goes yay-high. How does it know when to stop?""Um, the Force?""Man, that's your answer for everything!"
Jeffrey, you're a life ruiner and nobody likes you.
I think it's nice that this guy recognizes the potential problems. It's very responsible of him.
Jeff, man, stop being a dick. You're ruining it for the rest of us.
Thanks a lot, Jeffrey. Now how will *I* get to do perverted things with lightsabers?
Way to go Jeffrey!! Gwad! Geeze and I was looking forward to that double lightsaber fight too. Now I'll have to figure something else to do Saturday night.
You guys are all so quick to blame Jeffrey. You are forgetting the #1 rule of the internet: ALWAYS shoot the messenger! Damn this guy!
Hey! Listen! Yeah... maybe I'd do some weird stuff with a lightsaber. Does that make me a bad person?! I didn't ask to be this way! Don't sit here and judge me like there aren't any fictional devices you wouldn't put in places they weren't intended for!!
That and physics. Mostly physics.
gets a mob togethers! GET JEFFRY!!!
I'm trying to conceive of an action that could be performed with a lightsaber that would earn the primary descriptor of "perverted" rather than "deadly" or "lethal".
@ Nathan: It could be both. Just go to /b/ and wiki nazi sexual mutilation. You'll never think the same again though.