January 9, 2011

To his friend on their way out of the store...

I missed most of this because I was on the phone but it was a
pretty heated conversation. I wanted to ask them what the hell they
were talking about but they were gone before I hung up. 

16 comments:

  1. Well at least he doesn't think the Hulk IS gay 'cuz he's dangerous.

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    1. Sure, he just thinks gays are useless limp-wrist pacifist dreamers who can't Get Things Done like Real Men™ can.

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  2. this comic, naturally.

    http://retrocrush.com/index.php/2010/05/1980-flashback-hulk-narrowly-avoids-ymca-shower-attack/

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  3. I think I might know. Gail Simone had a tweet yesterday that was something like "Marvel would be really different if the Hulk was gay, and Spider-Man wasn't."

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  4. If I recall the Hulkling, one of the Hulks sons I think is actually gay.

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  5. He is not the Hulks son.

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  6. Koltrg: Hulkling isn't actually related to Hulk in any way. He's a Kree-Skrull hybrid who often shapeshifts into a bulky, green-skinned form resemblant of the Hulk; hence the name. But he is indeed Gay.

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  7. It's a fact that all Kree are gay.

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  8. Just recommended to the site by a friend. Really funny stuff, keep up the good work!

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  9. There was also the part in Ultimates 1 or 2 where the Hulk was revealed to be a little TOO insistent that he was straight (imo).

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  10. Pretty sure all skrulls are gay, since technically they dont have actual genders. Well, maybe they're just all trannies.

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  11. I can't wait for Pink Hulk.

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  12. It's true. If he hulked out while he was inside you, he would tear you apart.

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  13. Pretty sure the Hulk being gay would be pretty damn dangerous. For whoever's with him.

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    1. What about the Juggernaut or the Blob?

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  14. I'm fairly sure this heated conversation was a preamble to some hot, steamy, dangerous gay sex.

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