December 10, 2010

To his friend during a discussion about 300...

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  1. When you hear some of the garbage that comes out of peoples' mouths, it's hard to believe we ever emerged from caves to construct roads and buildings and develop schools, libraries, and internal plumbing.

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  2. Crap... I'm gay!?!? D:

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  3. Relax, it will only make you gay if you were upset that they covered up the Spartans' lunchmeat with leather thongs because it breaks your "sense of disbelief".

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  4. I let what other people think dictate my every behavior too!

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  5. Wait... I don't like that movie. Does that mean I'm...

    Oh man, my boyfriend is going to be so hurt.

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  6. Wow, I had no idea I was gay!

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  7. I've heard that listening to KMFDM backwards will turn you gay. Also Goatees.

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  8. THIS IS HOMOPHOBIA!!!!!!

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  9. I must be a big flaming gay then.

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  10. I like the KMFDM shirt. Did you know that is stands for:

    Karl Marx Found Dead Masturbating

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  11. People with Van Dykes really have no leg to stand on in their personal little wars against homosexuality. I mean its a pube comb and a sack warmer all in one

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  12. Until about 1992 I had no idea that the Village People were inextricably linked to gay culture and being gay. I still like them... I just don't dress like them for Halloween anymore.

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  13. MDFMK wasn't awful.

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  14. That tool makes me ashamed to have KMFDM shirts of my own.

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  15. I heard that if you used to like 300 but stopped liking it because that made you gay then *that* meant you were really gay for the Ephors.

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  16. I once heard the movie described of as "kind of a chick flick" because of all the half-naked musclebound guys. That's not quite right either...

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  17. Gerard Butler isn't my type.

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  18. @MaoChan Or...or maybe "Kein Mehrheit Für Die Mitleid?"

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  19. Also, somebody once told me that if you're a dude and you are physically attracted to and exclusively date other dudes then you're gay.

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  20. Reading through all of these strips makes me ashamed to call myself a fellow geek/nerd.

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  21. Oh you crazy homophobe, liking 300 doesn't make you gay. It does make you a fascist, though.

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  22. So, if liking 300 makes you gay, and disliking it makes your straight, does being apathetic about it make you asexual?

    Either way, I don't care.

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  23. At least someone understands how gay 300 was. Just congratulate him on that herculean accomplishment.

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  24. Talk about 300 all you like, but no WAY a real KMFDM fan would say that seriously.

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  25. KMFDM stands for Kein Mehrheit Für Die Mitleid, which loosely translates into "no mercy for the masses".

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  26. It doesn't make you gay, but it sure doesn't hurt. ;)

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