November 28, 2010

To her friend in a discussion about the top selling BATMAN XXX porn movie...

26 comments:

  1. Well, Joanna Angel did Reanimator a couple years back, so she's no stranger to green wangs. Maybe if she suggested the concept...?

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  2. They could call it "Cowabung-her"

    ... :(

    In all seriousness, this has almost certainly been done in one form or another.

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  3. Yeah, I was about to call out rule 34.

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  4. I'm new. rule 34?

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  5. It's been done, I've seen it, it's a 2-minute animated movie called the TMNTijuana Bibles available here: http://home.comcast.net/~janicak/

    (It's more hilarious than erotic, and if you don't want to watch the whole thing at least skip to the end hear what Krang has to say.)

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  6. The 311 t-shirt kills me.

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  7. Can it really be called "furry" if the creatures in question have no fur?

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  8. Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it.

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  9. Yes, it can be called "furry" if the creatures in question have no fur, as that term has become generic in that subculture for art of anthropomorphic creatures. However, a more specific term would be "scaly."

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  10. I'm sure the currently popular Batman porn isn't the first Batman porno either. I'll leave it to others to find evidence.

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  11. Cowabunghole.

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  12. Back around 1990 there was a Batman parody called Splatman with the tagline, "Some crooks are going to take it on the chin." It looked just like the Michael Keaton costume but instead of the bat symbol there was a white splat instead.I remember this only because I lived in a group house where the poster advertising this was hanging the fridge and was there for almost a year.

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  13. "Can it really be called "furry" if the creatures in question have no fur?"

    Then it's called "scalies." This is usually associated with furries that think of themselves as dragons.

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  14. @anonymous up there, just finished watching it. The ending is hilarious.

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  15. I never heard the term 'scalies' it's always 'otherkin'.

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  16. Do turtles have scales? Wouldn't "shellies" be more appropos?

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  17. Shellies sounds almost acceptable, though for some reason it makes me think of being into girls with hornrimmed glasses.

    No, I don't have a reason for the connection, its just what comes to mind.

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  18. Actually, there is one. A time ago, some argentinian producer made one. "Tortugas Pinjas", where pinjas is a wordplay with the word "Pijas" which is "Dick" in spanish.

    Some quick google search should give you some links or at least a couple of images.

    And the turtles said "Conchadunga", which could be (roughly) translated to "Pussydunga!".
    Yeah, I know.

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  19. Believe it or not I found this film from Argentina like an hour before I read this o__O Amazing coincidence:
    http://www.xvideos.com/video450318/las_tortugas_mutantes_pinjas_porno_argentino

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  20. I was just going to say what David did, and believe me, its as awfull as you may think.

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  21. Is it bad that my first reaction was "Dumbass, don't you know the turtles are completely asexual? You might as well make a porno about four rocks."

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  22. Turtles have huge dicks though

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  23. They DO have one, ma'am.
    It's not hot at all. It does, however, involve latex suits and a wasted pizza.

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