Pronouns can be confusing, especially if you are talking about a gender. If the pronouns are not enough, use the characters' name to identify them. If the statement is still confusing, reword it. If this is not possible, then try a short descriptive phrase, but only as a last resort. The rule is clarity above all else. If the listener can follow your wording, you are doing your job well as a verbal masterbater. Thumbs up!
...aaaaand that's why he doesn't have a job at your store, or any other comic book store for that matter.
ReplyDeleteTitties are pretty amazing IMO, but much like Legos, they're only great when you can actually play with them.
ReplyDeleteDoubly horrible: Batgirl's underage.
ReplyDeleteI am unable to properly appreciate the humor in the presented situation without adequate visualization for all relevant imagery.
ReplyDeletePoster pix plz thx.
Batgirl's not underage; Stephanie Brown is/was in college.
ReplyDeleteAlso, this is probably the poster in question:
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/40/789503-batgirl_super.jpg
Actually, I think you'll find it was this one:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.brendanmckillip.com/uploaded_images/LEGO_Batgirl-720243.jpg
Or possibly the one linked to in the post ...
As far as comic book titties go, that's amazingly tame.
ReplyDelete^ No kidding. There needs to be a response to this by Power Girl where she's bowled over with paroxysms of laughter.
ReplyDeleteYour costumers sure love tits.
ReplyDelete^ Flip your "o" and "u", mate.
ReplyDeleteThe poster looks like the original Batgirl, who, in her secret identity as Barbara Gordon, has a PhD in library science. So she's not under age.
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Pronouns can be confusing, especially if you are talking about a gender. If the pronouns are not enough, use the characters' name to identify them. If the statement is still confusing, reword it. If this is not possible, then try a short descriptive phrase, but only as a last resort. The rule is clarity above all else. If the listener can follow your wording, you are doing your job well as a verbal masterbater. Thumbs up!
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