March 31, 2010

On the subject of my lunch...

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  1. And if you eat mashed potatoes from KFC it's like you just raped an Irishman. True story.

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  2. He isn't wrong, it's just such delicious cruelty.

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  3. Wow, comic book fans can also be vegan douchebags? My contempt for the human race has just skyrocketed...

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  4. By talking, he condones cruelty to the human race. Also a true story.

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  5. KFC actually IS a particularly cruel company. They process the chickens while they're still alive. There are crazy, tinfoil hat Republicans in Congress who think animals and the rest of nature were put on Earth for the pleasure of humanity and even most of them think KFC's business practices are unnecessarily cruel and should be reformed.

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  6. Notfornothing, but it looks like someone needs a thesaurus.

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  7. Actually KFC doesn't process any chickens at all, they buy their chicken from companies like Perdue and Tyson, so they can hardly be any more or less cruel than any other restaurant that buys chickens from the major national sources of poultry. Now you can argue that the way chickens are farmed is cruel, but that doesn't point a finger at KFC specifically, now does it?

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  8. Kruelty to Fucking Chickens

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  9. I mean

    We're EATING them

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    How nice do you wanna be about it

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  10. Torture makes the meat taste better.

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  11. Finger lickin' cruel :-)

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