tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post7354677810465655310..comments2023-10-31T05:55:49.429-04:00Comments on OUR VALUED CUSTOMERS: During a conversation of a date gone bad his friend asked "Didn't you tell her that you had lightsaber replicas?" and he replied...MRTIMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04716101491557959174noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-23820559363056547002012-03-17T21:03:17.483-04:002012-03-17T21:03:17.483-04:00Psh. MY lightsaber replica brings all the girls t...Psh. MY lightsaber replica brings all the girls to the yard.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-21673159255400332032011-01-03T20:25:05.428-05:002011-01-03T20:25:05.428-05:00He wears a sweatervest AND he has lightsabers? I d...He wears a sweatervest AND he has lightsabers? I don't get her either...darkwhitewolfnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-11318593245040674902010-12-17T23:48:53.934-05:002010-12-17T23:48:53.934-05:00Hey, if see didn't want to see them, she wasn&...Hey, if see didn't want to see them, she wasn't right for him in the first place.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-31300986089595749462010-12-17T08:20:07.191-05:002010-12-17T08:20:07.191-05:00Oh! Can you get me his phone number? ;)Oh! Can you get me his phone number? ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-40624391896729673932010-12-17T01:48:41.639-05:002010-12-17T01:48:41.639-05:00Aww... This one's kinda sweet.Aww... This one's kinda sweet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-10261195292418897492010-12-16T20:30:53.033-05:002010-12-16T20:30:53.033-05:00He just doesn't realize that it's Windu...He just doesn't realize that it's Windu's lightsaber that gets ladies hot.Bobnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-3492459802006655942010-12-16T19:26:33.183-05:002010-12-16T19:26:33.183-05:00See, it's because he doesn't have Mace Win...See, it's because he doesn't have Mace Windu's lightsaber.<br /><br />Bitches love that purple.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-68133568127397388862010-12-16T16:37:06.289-05:002010-12-16T16:37:06.289-05:00"I just don't get this girl at all,"..."I just don't get this girl at all," from him is probably the most Captain Obvious understatement of the century.<br /><br />To the previous people who were mentioning star wars euphemisms I was reminded of the song "Yellow Laser Beam" by MC Frontalot.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-6917031201601753662010-12-16T15:22:59.715-05:002010-12-16T15:22:59.715-05:00And he probably never will get girls.And he probably never will get girls.Chris McMillanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11984491691201045762noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-8059280204665811022010-12-16T15:16:27.505-05:002010-12-16T15:16:27.505-05:00@Wave; What's so sad about a girl wanting to s...@Wave; What's so sad about a girl wanting to see Star Wars lightsaber replicas??Lilliputnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-59540442994285522012010-12-16T13:25:46.808-05:002010-12-16T13:25:46.808-05:00You need to hire a Cro-Mag lookin dude to hang out...You need to hire a Cro-Mag lookin dude to hang out there in a letter jacket just to kill an entire can of cheap beer and scream "NEEEEERRRRDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSS!!!" every time one of these moments happens.Prohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16113189536494995070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-8944834497303911892010-12-16T11:41:59.390-05:002010-12-16T11:41:59.390-05:00Indeed, he did not get that girl at all.Indeed, he did not get that girl at all.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-52529025706920713622010-12-16T10:25:15.051-05:002010-12-16T10:25:15.051-05:00I don't think it was too much of a euphemism u...I don't think it was too much of a euphemism unless he also has those glow in the dark condoms lol.<br /><br />and sadly I know a few girls that would have gone back to his place to see them.Wavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10839502786981626318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-5451723996631418072010-12-16T10:17:14.749-05:002010-12-16T10:17:14.749-05:00Wanna come up, see my lightsaber eh? Nudge nudge,...Wanna come up, see my lightsaber eh? Nudge nudge, wink wink?<br />Hey, where are you going? Come back!<br />Man I just don't get these girls.Masamundanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15452496128157296870noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-90819511314742365472010-12-16T09:07:40.296-05:002010-12-16T09:07:40.296-05:00It glows if you hold it right.It glows if you hold it right.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-57989958715279948582010-12-16T09:06:00.429-05:002010-12-16T09:06:00.429-05:00Was lightsaber replica a euphemism?Was lightsaber replica a euphemism?Buddhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17142269413009487783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-53764144940150112672010-12-16T08:36:38.643-05:002010-12-16T08:36:38.643-05:00What her conversation might have looked like later...What her conversation might have looked like later.<br /><br />"so I told him, 'I'm not wearing any underwear', but all he wanted to talk about was some stupid star wars toys. I just don't get boys at all."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8799511146497548002.post-20499285005699344232010-12-16T08:28:07.625-05:002010-12-16T08:28:07.625-05:00It's because Darth Maul is a loser.It's because Darth Maul is a loser.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com